What does Marvin do on his day off?

[Taro Toporific]

Al fresco sex is in the air
By Marvin Feltcher / MDN May 14, 2003
Not too long ago, Japanese couples used to blush while holding hands in front of others. It took enormous amounts of courage to give a public peck. But now... growing numbers of couples are having no-holds-barred sessions just about anywhere. ...


Via NekoBaba...
http://www.delabit.com/nekobaba/src/nkbb20030422004221.jpg
http://www.delabit.com/nekobaba/src/nkbb20030422013915.jpg

[American Oyaji]

Yeah I saw those yesterday.
However, I think THESE in this picture were deeply engrossed in what they were doing. I mean I think they were REALLY into it if you look at their faces. They look like someone stepped into their bedroom itself.
I had an old lady catch me and a young lady once. I was sitting in the drivers seat and had my head back and her face was in my lap (no more explanation needed.) I opened my eyes to find this old lady with a babushka on her head and pushing her bike staring at me from in front of my car. I startled and the girl sat up. and THEN the old lady scooted. Bet she had some stories to tell when she got home.

[American Oyaji]

Have any of you ever been

"Caught in the act?"

[Big Booger]

first comment,
second picture,
box of tissues,
enough said.


Second comment about the article:

"We've got a dog and it's my job to take it for a walk in a park near our home. There's a hunk of a university student who walks his dog there, too. Our dogs became buddies, so we exchanged e-mail addresses. I sent him a message one night saying that I would be taking my dog for a walk at 10 and asked him to join me. When he said he would, I knew that I'd get him in my clutches," a 36-year-old housewife tells Shukan Taishu, adding that she has always liked younger men but the presence of her small children prevents her from going out on the town at nights. "We had our first liaison behind a shed in the park. We didn't go all the way...I just serviced him orally. It's become so much fun taking the dog for a walk recently."

that is a riot LOL


Where did those picks come from?

[40 Fl. oz.]

Have any of you ever been

"Caught in the act?"

Well.. me and this chick were in the back seat of my jeep.. it was winter. about midnight. we were parked on a dirt road out in the middle of no where. i thought it was safe. we got down to business and just as im eating her out some code enforcement bumpkin pulls up.. my windows all fogged.. LOL.. i compose myself and open the door and talk to him a little. he tells me i shouldnt be out here so i said "its legal to be here isnt it?" he said yah so i said "allright then..." i get back in my car and wait for him to leave. he doesnt though.. he drives down the road and then turns when he doesnt see me going anywhere. he parked with his lights shining in my windows so i told her to get dressed and we left i coulda killed him!

[Andocrates]

That http://www.delabit.com/nekobaba/8.html was the best link this week, what's with the cat fixation

[Taro Toporific]

That http://www.delabit.com/nekobaba/8.html was the best link this week, what's with the cat fixation

. The site sub-name, nekobaba/ could be best translated as 'crazy cat lady'...you know, the old ladies that keep 300 cats, some mummified.

'Cat Lady' faces likely cruelty charges
United Press International - 8 May 2003
By David D. Haskell. BOSTON, May 8 (UPI) -- Officials Thursday weighed possible animal cruelty criminal charges against the "Cat Lady of Beacon Hill.". ...

[GomiGirl]

Have any of you ever been

"Caught in the act?"

Bali 1996
Picked up Irish backpacker from the Sari Club
Back to my hotel but my travel companion told us to "get a room"
3:30am (still dark)
Pool-side sun-lounge
Pool man starts work
Calls his mate the gardener over for a look too
GG and new "friend" are surpised by applause!!

Have never run so fast in my entire life!!!

'nuf said.

[Marvin Feltcher]

Today, incidentally, was my day off.
Though I would have loved to have done something lecherous, unfortunately it was another mundane day passed with awful weather.
I took my girls to daycare, then drove my wife to work. I bought some DVDs (not naughty ones), but then came home and watched one of my naughty ones until I'd had enough of it.
Then I did some work for a part-time job. I then took my stupid dog for a walk and it was time to pick the kids up again. Now, they're climbing all over me while I'm about to go out and cook their dinner.
If that's not a good advertisement for the hairy legs brigade, I don't know what is!
BTW, I just love the face of the second guy caught in flagrante delicato. Poor bugger.

[Taro Toporific]

Re: This is completely false!!

...another mundane day passed with awful weather.
took my girls to daycare
drove my wife to work
bought some DVDs (not naughty ones)
watched one of my naughty ones until I'd had enough of it.
did some work for a part-time job
took my stupid dog for a walk
time to pick the kids up again
climbing all over me
about to go out
and cook their dinner
...Poor bugger.

Dang! That sounds THRILLING compared to my 1,282 system error messages to edit followed but 40 pages of riveting ISO standards to review.

[GomiGirl]

Dang! That sounds THRILLING compared to my 1,282 system error messages to edit followed but 40 pages of riveting ISO standards to review.

Sounds great compared to my day - editing file after file of JPLT kanji.

BTW I think we have the only company to have digital listings of all JLPT kanji - even all the level 1's!! But they are hell-boring to edit!!

[Taro Toporific]

[GomiGirl]

[Taro Toporific]

[Big Booger]

http://www.megasitio.com/tu-y-elsexo/temas-generales/_derived/coitus-interruptus.asp_cmp_sexualidad010_bnr.gif

coitus interruptus... imagine experiencing it in the middle of an arrest for public indecency hehehe

not getting off double time

Or better yet,
how about getting stuck together hehehe
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_300269.html

[Taro Toporific]

That http://www.delabit.com/nekobaba/8.html was the best link this week, what's with the cat fixation

Correction: As I briefly mentioned before, the "cat fixation" of nekobaba means in this context, "to swipe" or "to pocket" {theft}.

Learn more hereabout the litteral meaning...
http://www.thejapanesepage.com/nekobaba.htm