Who names their kid Neo?

[GargoyleTS]

Well, I guess he isn't "the One".

But seriously, this was sad. She hoped her child would live after this? I hope they get the baboon quickly, cause I don't think it'll just come back for goats....

This is gonna make for one hell of a "be good kids..." story. (pun intended)

[Pizzicatoblue]

First N. koreans eating each other, now this. How horrible.

[Taro Toporific]

First N. koreans eating each other, now this. How horrible.

Hey, I think I work with these baboons...(Japanese title: Bella and His Award)
Gargoyle G. Warthog has a severe case of low self-esteem, and ends up taking on Howler and his gang of troublemaking baboons to prove himself.

[Taro Toporific]

First N. koreans eating each other, now this. How horrible.

A-a-a-ah, think I've got MONKEY FEVER!

Alert Issued as U.S. Monkeypox Cases Grow to 37
[url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A35817-2003Jun9?language=printer]Monday, June 9, 2003] - Officials in three states tried on Monday to track down pet prairie dogs believed spreading "monkeypox," a smallpox-like illness not seen before in the Western Hemisphere that may have infected 37 people.

[Marked Trail]

Witchcraft, says baby's mom

Lettie Goitsimang Tukane, 34, told City Press the baboon sank its powerful canines into the skull of her three-month-old son, removed the brain, climbed up a telephone pole and ate the brain before fleeing into nearby bushes.

Reason #637 not to live out in the African bush with small children.

OR not to be named "Lettie Goitsimang"...Go it smegma!

[40 Fl. oz.]

i guess neo is not the one...