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Don't kid yourselves

Postby Mini_B » Sun Jan 11, 2004 2:59 am

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MARTIANS have WMD and the US must seize the planet and implement a governing body for the protection of mankind. MARTIAN resistment can be expected...planet earth will be on high alert for the next light year. Anyone caught in a flying saucer without their seatbelt will be fined.
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Postby AssKissinger » Sun Jan 11, 2004 4:01 am

MARS FOR KIDSHit It Girls
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"SEX and CHECKS" so wigged-out ..."!

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jan 13, 2004 10:49 pm

AssKissinger wrote:... all night dancing under the moon chanting, "HEAD SEX and WELFARE CHECKS" so wigged-out ...


OK! If you have QuickTime VR these are the ULTIMATE pix to get "wigged-out" on.
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First fullscreen High Resolution QTVR from Mars
http://www.panoramas.dk/fullscreen3/f2_mars.html
Click in image hold your mouse button down and drag all the way around - Zoom in with SHIFT... Zoom out with CTRL
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Postby ramchop » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:25 pm

Nasa
SPIRIT UPDATE:
After a Sunday drive, the rover arrived at the rock Adirondack where it will pause to find out what the rock is made of. The rocks Sashimi and Sushi weren't chosen because they didn't have good surfaces for grinding.


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Avocado CALIFORNIA Roll

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:57 pm

ramchop wrote:Nasa
...The rocks Sashimi and Sushi weren't chosen because they didn't have good surfaces for grinding.

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"Sashimi" looks like shark fin and "Sushi" is most definitely an Avocado CALIFORNIA ROLL.

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Re: Avocado CALIFORNIA Roll

Postby Caustic Saint » Tue Jan 20, 2004 3:32 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:"Sashimi" looks like shark fin and "Sushi" is most definitely an Avocado CALIFORNIA ROLL.

A who to the what roll?

Come across the sea to the real west side and have some kimbap.

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Re: Avocado CALIFORNIA Roll

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Jan 20, 2004 3:39 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:"Sashimi" looks like shark fin and "Sushi" is most definitely an Avocado CALIFORNIA ROLL.

A who to the what roll?

Come across the sea to the real west side and have some kimbap.

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As many a FG has "discovered" in the States while trying to order in Japanese, most sushi shops in the States are owned by Korean and Taiwanese. I take it that the Avocado CALIFORNIA ROLL is actually a kimbap.
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Re: Avocado CALIFORNIA Roll

Postby Caustic Saint » Tue Jan 20, 2004 3:59 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
Caustic Saint wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:"Sashimi" looks like shark fin and "Sushi" is most definitely an Avocado CALIFORNIA ROLL.

A who to the what roll?

Come across the sea to the real west side and have some kimbap.

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As many a FG has "discovered" in the States while trying to order in Japanese, most sushi shops in the States are owned by Korean and Taiwanese. I take it that the Avocado CALIFORNIA ROLL is actually a kimbap.

It's a variation on it, I'm sure. But to confuse things even further, what the Japanese call onigiri

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is called "triangle kimbap" in Korea.
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CUT!

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jan 23, 2004 11:37 am

ramchop wrote:Nasa
SPIRIT UPDATE...

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NASA Unable to Communicate with Mars RoverJan 22, 1:05 PM (ET)
PASADENA, Calif. (Reuters) -
NASA scientists said on Thursday they had lost contact with the robot rover Spirit on Mars and were unsure what had caused the problem.
Spirit project manager Pete Theisinger told a news briefing that there was a "very serious anomaly" in communications with the six-wheeled craft, which landed on Mars on Jan. 3 on a planned three-month mission to explore the geologic history of the planet.
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Postby Dood_Mon_Dang_ » Fri Jan 23, 2004 11:42 am

The last image sent from the rover:

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Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Jan 23, 2004 12:14 pm

Dood_Mon_Dang_ wrote:The last image sent from the rover ... (pic)

:rofl: Great work !

I suspect that they just need to change the batteries in the remote ...

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or you guys could be right ...

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Postby Dood_Mon_Dang_ » Sat Jan 24, 2004 6:46 am

Linky

Apparently it's working again. Or so sez Mr. Science Guy... Image
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Farty Martians

Postby ramchop » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:43 pm

BBC
Methane lives for a short time in the Martian atmosphere so it must be being constantly replenished.

There are two possible ways to do this. Either active volcanoes, but none have yet been found on Mars, or microbes.
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:48 pm

Correction 3 ways: Martian cows farting.
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Postby ramchop » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:55 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:Correction 3 ways: Martian cows farting.


Cows farting = microbes
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Jul 21, 2004 6:18 pm

Not only are they not making any plans to go to Mars but they need 16 years to get back to the moon.

Under Bush's plan, a robotic space probe could go to the moon as early as 2008, but no Americans are expected to travel there before 2020.


That's not a typo.


I predict that China will put the first person on Mars.
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Moo shitan desu ka naa

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:50 pm

AssKissinger wrote: ... I predict that China will put the first person on Mars.

Maybe they already have ...

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Postby AssKissinger » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:41 pm

TANEGASHIMA, Japan - Fifteen months after a liftoff ended in a spectacular fireball, a Japanese rocket roared off its launchpad and placed a satellite in orbit Saturday, putting Japan back in the race with rival China to become Asia's leading space power.


Give me a fucking break. China put a man in space. I know satellites are important for technological advances on earth but ultimately space is about human exploration.

Q: How man people has Europe (besides the cool ass Russians) put into space?

A: Zero
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Postby AssKissinger » Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:09 pm

Japanese officials say they are not in a space race with China. But in a major policy switch, a government panel last year recommended that Japan begin studying the possibility of establishing its own manned space program.
Now that's what seperates the men from the boys.
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Postby dimwit » Sun Feb 27, 2005 10:28 pm

TANEGASHIMA — A domestically made H-2A rocket with a new multifunctional transport satellite was launched successfully from the Tanegashima Space Center in Kagoshima Prefecture on Saturday


When I first read the story I thought it said 'malfunctional' rather than 'multifunctional' such are my expectations of the Japanese Space Program. :)

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Gerry Anderson Joins Japanese Space Programme

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:11 pm

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Channelnewsasia: Confidence restored, Japan aims for station on the moon in 2025
Japan's space agency, fresh from its first satellite launch since a 2003 failure, aims to put a manned station on the moon in 2025 and to set up a satellite disaster alert system. "We will include it as one of the future goals in our new long-term vision, which we are going to submit with the government's Space Activity Commission by the end of March," said an official with Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency.
By 2015, the space agency also wants to establish a system that would transmit disaster information via satellites to mobile telephones on Earth, he said. "We are still compiling our long-term vision. There are many things we want to include," said the official, asking not to be named.
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:57 am

Oh Japan wants to control the moon


TOKYO - Japan plans to start building a manned base on the moon and a manned space shuttle within the next 20 years, a newspaper report said Monday.


Japan's space agency, JAXA, is drawing up plans to develop a robot to conduct probes on the moon by 2015, then begin constructing a solar-powered manned research base on the
planet and design a reusable manned space vessel like the U.S. space shuttle by 2025, the Mainichi Shimbun said


On the planet? Anybody got any idea what the Hell they're talking about?
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Gerry is OK but they really need Sylvia Anderson

Postby Kuang_Grade » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:17 am

While I'm sure that plenty of people at the space agency are dreaming up various "Plan Z"s (the original anti-Gamera plan), surely the must know by now that support by the female youth market could be vital for any concrete support for their bigger plans. Fashionable space race inspired clothing could result in higher funding for space programs.

Sylvia Anderson designed many of the outfits for Century 21 productions, including such memorable outfits as this very anime friendly moongirl uniform.
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Postby Ketou » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:19 pm

Could be a translation mistake. :?:
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Postby Captain Japan » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:42 pm

I was casually talking to my boss (in the construction biz) a few years ago about what market the company might turn to next in looking for business. "The moon," he laughed, "there's nothing else left."

He laughed but he wasn't joking in that the government is running out of places in which to hire (and ridiculously overpay in what are really just hopeless and neverending subsidies) Japanese construction companies to pour concrete.

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The country's worst problem, Kerr believes, is government-subsidized construction. That there is a reason for this -- private gain for well-placed individuals -- doesn't need saying. This is why concrete has become a national obsession. While the Japanese continue to believe they revere nature and hold the land itself to be sacred, rivers throughout the country have been forced into ugly concrete beds, and there are even plans to lay concrete on the moon. "It won't be easy, but it is possible," said the general manager of one of Japan's largest companies' space systems division in 1996. "It won't be cheap to produce small amounts of concrete on the moon, but if we make large amounts of concrete, it will be very cheap."


I don't think the project will ever get off the ground (sort of like the Maglev) but it will indeed waste boatloads of cash and create jobs. That's all this is ever really about.
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Mmmmoon

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:18 am

There will be some OH & S issues before they get a solar radiation deflector working ...

space.com wrote:Lunar Shields: Radiation Protection for Moon-Based Astronauts

A team of researchers is looking to the moon to develop the tools future astronauts may need to ward off potentially life-threatening levels of space radiation.

Currently mid-way through their NASA-funded study, the researchers are working to determine whether a set of electrically charged shield spheres atop 40-meter masts could deflect radiation from a populated moonbase.

If it proves possible, such a radiation-proof screen - called an electrostatic shield - could protect astronauts from the long-lasting, and possibly fatal, radiation hazards of spaceflight beyond the Earth's magnetic field ... more


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Postby Buraku » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:15 am

But A Shuttle To Where?

http://www.theday.com/eng/web/news/re.aspx?re=44ECD8AD-8E98-4FF1-8242-4BF21D157975

The agency remains hemmed in by inadequate budgets and public indifference bordering on boredom over the program. These limitations raise serious doubts over the chances of achieving the lofty goals announced by the Bush administration of returning astronauts to the moon by the year 2015, followed by visits to Mars. These tasks are far beyond the reach of both the technology and the current rate of investment in NASA's manned space program.
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:23 am

Nice link.

I was wondering if there was something I didn't understand about this mission because why aren't more journalists saying the same thing. The American and Japanese media are making such a fuss about this you'd think they were at least moving forwards and not backwards. I'll probably have to read a book on it to really understand why NASA can't do now what it could do thirty years ago. Btw, I think blowing up that comet was gay.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:38 am

There's at least 3 major problems they need to overcome before they can get us to Mars:

    1. Radiation
    2. The adverse effects of zero gravity on human bodies; and
    3. Bad TV reception (it's a long way to Mars)
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