This is the bomb!

[kamome]

It's about time someone came up with the idea to provide a community for f*ed gaijin--we need a place to share the fun of living/having lived in Japan and experiencing its quirks and idiosyncracies. Looking forward to seeing f*edgaijin.com when it comes online.

[kamome]

Maybe you should include a forum for dating/personal ads. Kind of like the Tokyo Classified personals section, but a live board. Or the board could just deal with topics related to dating in Japan, womens' issues, etc. Guaranteed--there are tons of f*ed gaijin who are into that. I could see a need to monitor that kind of forum a lot (harrassing language, picture postings, etc.), but with the proper preparation, it could be a popular destination for totally f*ed up gaijin.

[oldjapanhand]

What a great idea. I feel like I`ve finally found a home... <sniff>



Grand Master Gaijin

[kamome]

Sorry to harp on the idea, but instead of personal ads, the forum could just be devoted to discussions about dating, R-rated recountings of experiences of that sort in Japan (and we know f*ed gaijin have had many), and other advice on the social scene. This would eliminate the harrassment, the pr0n, and the illegal stuff. And it would serve a valuable need for f*ed gaijin. Maybe it could be used as a tool to inform f*ed gaijin how not to be assholes while in Japan. How this overlaps with your objective for the "Hook Up" section, I'm not sure.

Thanks for the custom title, dude! Love it!

[arceem]

My name is arceem and I am a drunk fucked gaijin.

[Kitten2]

No porn, yet the name of the board is an obsenity? Hmmm I don't get that.
Also, do Asian men find caucasion women attractive? I see lots of Asian men that I think are attractive. Just wondering.

[ronin juku]

Do they find us attractive?

Well. you`re always going to get plenty of offers.The wham bam arigato maam is no problemo, but if you want something more ,well. If you speak the lingo its alot easier to separate the men from the freaks. If you dont shaberu nihongo beware, its a hard slog.

And be aware that there are alot of weirdos out there that have pretty strange ideas about Western Women. I mean can you blame them when you see how we appear on TV. in porn, etc.....?Some people still believe what they see on tv.

Also beware of the ones that expect you to clean their apartments, fold their jocks, and refill their rice bowls. They want the western chick with the kawaii subserviant Japanese chick on the inside.

ooh, I think Im raving - sorry & good luck!

[Kitten2]

YIKES!!! Really? I had no idea!! Thats really interesting. Asian men sound alot like Western men!! LOL*

[ronin juku]

You got that right.

Doesnt matter where you are stoopid is stoopid.
There`s good peoples and not so good peoples everywhere.
Don`t leave home without your common sense and don`t forget your Jungle Fever innoculations!

[American Oyaji]

I'm new here and' thought I'd say

moshi moshi

[oyajikun]

Fun place. Thanks.

[ismetony]

Hello to all and welcome from me!!!!

I'm friggin toasted again!!

[JCD05]

Hello all. I myself am not a gaijin but found the topics interesting so I thought I would join

[Taro Toporific]

....I look forward to the rantings.

Yo Box-on-Your-Head Samma!

This "fun place" only posts Buddha's pure TRUTH. We don't "rant"]heathens[/b] do that...... "Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us" (Psalm 2:1-3). This Old Testament Scripture is quoted in the New Testament. "Lord, thou art God, which hast made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and all that in them is: Who by the mouth of thy servant David hast said, Why did the heathen rage, and the people imagine vain things?" (Acts 4:24-25). Notice Acts 4:26, "The kings of the earth stood up, and the rulers were gathered together against the Lord, and against his Christ."

Non-rantingly yours,
Taro, the Voice of Buddha/God/and-All-things-USELESS

[Iambobo]

I live in a box....what kind of raging fit are you going to have about that?
This place seems interesting so I thought I might give you guys a chance. I'm active on 3 other forums...some of you might know who I am. There is a prize for the person who can guess which other boards I may be on.

[[THuG] Quaker]

I just wanted to say..this is the place for me, as I am deiffinetly a FUCKED GAIJIN. cheers, and hope everyone is having agreat FG day. Quaker

[Caustic Saint]

I hope this isn't a sign that we're going to get a bunch of ha><or kiddies with [clantag] names signing up and posting now.

[Taro Toporific]

Quaker]I just wanted to say..this is the place for me, as I am deiffinetly a FUCKED GAIJIN. cheers, and hope everyone is having agreat FG day. Quaker

Welcome aboard.

Repeat after me:
"My Name Is THuG Q. and I am a FUCKED GAIJIN..."


--- taro, just "some n00b web-surfing"

[Big Booger]

Pimps up, hoes down, if she can't swim.. she's bound to drizown.

[[THuG] Quaker]

NAhhh Caustic..I am 65 years old, and I run the local Amish brothel. We Quakers are big on Brothels. The [THuG] tags simply denote that I am the head knee capper in the Quaker Mafia, I know I know, never heard of us...but that is simply because we are good at out jobs...namely Amish brothels and smuggling Oatmeal around the world, and for pacifists, we are a pretty tough group of FRIENDS, who do not hesitate to BUST our CAPS ( as in the hats we wear) in yo. AIYASS'....so no, you will not be getting any Ha><ors coming in and whoring you. I would not know how to hack my way out of a paper bag with a box cutter. YOur realm is safe

some n00b web-surfing

Taro, May I ask what this is supposed to mean?

[devicenull]

Quaker]NAhhh Caustic..I am 65 years old, and I run the local Amish brothel. We Quakers are big on Brothels. The [THuG] tags simply denote that I am the head knee capper in the Quaker Mafia, I know I know, never heard of us...but that is simply because we are good at out jobs...namely Amish brothels and smuggling Oatmeal around the world, and for pacifists, we are a pretty tough group of FRIENDS, who do not hesitate to BUST our CAPS ( as in the hats we wear) in yo. AIYASS'....so no, you will not be getting any Ha><ors coming in and whoring you. I would not know how to hack my way out of a paper bag with a box cutter. YOur realm is safe

some n00b web-surfing

Taro, May I ask what this is supposed to mean?

shouldnt you be off playing counter-strike with the rest of your 13 year old friends? the internet is serious business you know :cran:

[[THuG] Quaker]

[devicenull]

[Big Booger]

Face down ass up that's the way I like to... rhymes with puck?

hehehe

[Golgo_13]

Do they find us attractive?

Well. you`re always going to get plenty of offers.The wham bam arigato maam is no problemo, but if you want something more ,well. If you speak the lingo its alot easier to separate the men from the freaks. If you dont shaberu nihongo beware, its a hard slog.

And be aware that there are alot of weirdos out there that have pretty strange ideas about Western Women. I mean can you blame them when you see how we appear on TV. in porn, etc.....?Some people still believe what they see on tv.

ooh, I think Im raving - sorry & good luck!

Hi y'all!

I'm new here. I'm a Japanese who moved to the U.S. as a child and is now a U.S. citizen. I still speak Japanese perfectly. I joined up because I was interested in finding out how your experiences have been living in Japan, and compare them to my own expereince trying to adjust to living in the U.S. My father was transferred to the NYC office of his company, and that's where I grew up. I went to college in Iowa, and now, I live in sunny Southern California. Yoroshiku onegai shimasu! I'm originally from Sakai-shi, Osaka-fu.

Getting back to the topic of attraction to a person of a different race than your own, I think it's something inate in humans, and in all mammals. to desire to mate with someone slightly different from yourself. Animals produce better offspring when mating is done outside the immediate gene pool. And that's how species improve their "stock".

IMO, those who are a combination of the Caucasoid and Mongoloid races are very attractive and in most cases very very intelligent. So the laws of "hybrid vigor" apply to humans as well. One Oriental gal I knew once said "Dating an Asian guy is almost like dating your own brother."

However, I'd marry Yasuko Sawaguchi in a New York minute.

[cstaylor]

I'm originally from Sakai-shi, Osaka-fu.

Cool. The first time I visited Japan was a high school homestay in Sakai-shi.

Was that after the fall of the Roman empire?

[Golgo_13]

I'm originally from Sakai-shi, Osaka-fu.

Cool. The first time I visited Japan was a high school homestay in Sakai-shi.

Ultraman Gaijin,

Bravo! I used to ride the Nankai Railroad trains. I lived in a part of Sakai called Goryo-Mae. Then later in Senboku New Town.

Which high school did you attend in Sakai?

[Golgo_13]

Just one question:

Why did you name this forum "Fukked Gaijin"?

I'm sure there are foreignors in Japan who are basically happy with their lives.

Would "Gaijin World", "Surviving in Japan" or "WhythehellamIherein Japan?" not have been less offensive?

[ramchop]

Why did you name this forum "Fukked Gaijin"?

Would "Gaijin World", "Surviving in Japan" or "WhythehellamIherein Japan?" not have been less offensive?

Whereas sticking a gun in our faces with an oversized avatar (isn't there a size limit) is much less offensive?

One or both of the following reasons maybe:
- if you're offended by this forum name, you don't belong here
- if you're a Gaijin in Japan you're fucked.

Funny, until now most discussions on the offensive nature of this forum's name have focussed on the word "Gaijin"