Japan's No. 1 (at everything)

[AssKissinger]

Has anyone else noticed that the Japanese are the best at everything they do?



Breakdancing

Pizza

Whisky

Hotdog Eating

Damn, is there anything they haven't mastered?

[Big Booger]

Ur right Assking. Seems they tend to come in a perfect everything. I think it is their attention to detail that makes the difference.

[Andocrates]

You been in Japan too long when . . .

Hee, 4 things out of millions.
The best medicine, America
The best Universities America and England
The best kangaroo burgers - Austrailia
The best porn - America (although dickgirl manga certainly deserves some sort of recognition)

[Molokidan]

WTF?!?! 50 and a half hot dogs in 12 minutes?!?! Where does he put it!? That's freaking impossible!!

Someone has to find a vidclip of that.

[AssKissinger]

The best porn - America

Even with the mosaic Japan has the best porn and by far the prettiest girls. Korea's on the up-and-up and it's probably better than real thing once you take into consideration the kimchi stink factor. American porn hardly ever features any women under 40. I was just back in the states and it's like America's image of sexy is 'boomin' granny', nasty.

[Alcazar]

American porn hardly ever features any women under 40.

OUTRAGEOUS! That is not true at all! Don't you be criticising..........

(just on a side note, I reckon you guys started this thread to play a certain someone.... )
OK here, Japan makes fantastic vending machines.

[groovewonder]

Yeah, the vending machines rock. I just ran into my first chewing gum maching two days ago! Even now I still occasionally get culture shock!

They make badass cell-phones too. The only thing I hate is trying to type an email with my big American fingers.

[Big Booger]

Japanese toliets kick ass.. best I have ever crowned in my life.

[groovewonder]

The squatters? Sa-ya-ku!

[hanasims]

If you have to tell the world you are the best at something, then I really don't think the world cares.

[Shinigami]

WTF?!?! 50 and a half hot dogs in 12 minutes?!?! Where does he put it!?

In his big empty head

[Shinigami]

Has anyone else noticed that the Japanese are the best at everything they do?

I think this is one of the most debatable statements I've ever heard in my life.... Cuz I'll tell ya, I sure as hell ain't noticed it.

Damn, is there anything they haven't mastered?

Hhhhhmmmmmm??? Now let's see here.

They sure as hell haven't mastered,,,,,,,,,,

Getting a satellite into orbit. (unless you consider putting satellites on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean a success....)

Insulating homes.

Heating homes.

Dentistry.

Medicine in general.

Teaching English.

Teaching nipponese history. (although if you consider hiding their past from their kids successful. Then I guess you could say that they have mastered it.)

Sports.

Computer software.

Driving.

Parking.

Putting a seat belt on their own kids.

Not putting a child safety seat in front of an airbag.

Wearing shoes correctly.

Aircraft making.

Medicine making.

Vaccine making.

Movie making.

Thinking on their own.

Having an opinion.

Communicating their true feelings.

Hell I could go on all night with this list of what they can't do but my fingers are getting tired, so could someone else please take over. Thanks..

BTW, This is truly one of the most putrid japanophile threads I think I have ever come across on ANY japain related forum.... Hope you all have fun.


PS. Ain't it funny the way that all the stuff you chose to show how wonderful and gifted the nipponese are is just a bunch of useless crap like eating hot dogs, break dancing, and pizza making.... Just got'sta laugh But hey.... That's the kind a stuff they're good at.... Useless stuff... Oh yeah I know. They make cell phones that they use to take pictures up school girls skirts and 200,000 yen toilet seats that wash and blow dry your butt.... Great accomplishments... A bunch of expensive crap no one really needs.

[tarepanda]

lol@shinigami

[Big Booger]

The squatters? Sa-ya-ku!

I don't even consider a squatter a toliet... It's an anomaly.

[kotatsuneko]

may have even commited more war crimes than nazi germany..

and killed more of their own even up to today with ww2 era chemical weapons, not to mention govt sanctioned culling of its own citizens

yay nippon ichiban!

japan is best at convincing its people that it is indeed no 1 and that its a victim, that its mis-understood and that it really isnt a nation of racists by having the odd johnny foreigner on tv every now and again

sure its an interesting place, but no country is worth dedicating your whole life too, whole lot out there to experience/learn..

[Andocrates]

. . . Seek the middle, grasshopper.

[AssKissinger]

Wow, my quirky little thread has gone from super fresh J-breakdancing to the pitfalls of J-dentistry to another thing their good at I didn't think about.... war crimes.

Sports.

But dude, Sumo is cool as hell.

Putting a seat belt on their own kids.
Not putting a child safety seat in front of an airbag.

Well since you hate them so much that shouldn't bother you too much.

may have even commited more war crimes than nazi germany..

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"The fellow knew that it was over for him, and so he didn't struggle." recalled the old former medical assistant of a Japanese Army unit in China in World War II, "But when I picked up the scalpel that's when he began screaming. I cut him open from the chest to the stomach, and he screamed terribly, and his face was all twisted in agony. He made this unimaginable sound, he was screaming so horribly. But then finally he stopped." The former medical assistant who insisted on anonymity, explained the reason for the vivisection. The Chinese prisoner had been deliberately infected with the plague as part of a research project.

I told you they're No. 1.

[Shinigami]

may have even commited more war crimes than nazi germany..

and killed more of their own even up to today with ww2 era chemical weapons, not to mention govt sanctioned culling of its own citizens

yay nippon ichiban!

japan is best at convincing its people that it is indeed no 1 and that its a victim, that its mis-understood and that it really isnt a nation of racists by having the odd johnny foreigner on tv every now and again

sure its an interesting place, but no country is worth dedicating your whole life too, whole lot out there to experience/learn..

Right on. Nice to know that someone else out there can see the truth about this silly littly hole in the world.

[Shinigami]

Wow, my quirky little thread has gone from super fresh J-breakdancing to the pitfalls of J-dentistry to another thing their good at I didn't think about.... war crimes.

Sports.

But dude, Sumo is cool as hell.

Putting a seat belt on their own kids.
Not putting a child safety seat in front of an airbag.

Well since you hate them so much that shouldn't bother you too much.

may have even commited more war crimes than nazi germany..

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"The fellow knew that it was over for him, and so he didn't struggle." recalled the old former medical assistant of a Japanese Army unit in China in World War II, "But when I picked up the scalpel that's when he began screaming. I cut him open from the chest to the stomach, and he screamed terribly, and his face was all twisted in agony. He made this unimaginable sound, he was screaming so horribly. But then finally he stopped." The former medical assistant who insisted on anonymity, explained the reason for the vivisection. The Chinese prisoner had been deliberately infected with the plague as part of a research project.

I told you they're No. 1.

Hey dude, you're a strange one......... But it think I have now figured out the point you're trying to make here. And it's a good one.....

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

You been in Japan too long when . . .

Hee, 4 things out of millions.
The best medicine, America
The best Universities America and England
The best kangaroo burgers - Austrailia
The best porn - America (although dickgirl manga certainly deserves some sort of recognition)

Actualy many statics will show that Cuba has the best medicine.

Top 100 Medical Spending (public) : #1 Croatia #20 Japan #23 US
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/hea_spe_pub

Top 100 Medical Spending (private): #1 Lebanon #3 US #93 Japan
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/hea_spe_pri

McDonalds restaurants: #1 US #2 Japan

Teenage birth rate : #1 US #27 Japan
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/peo_tee_bir_rat&int=-1

Child poverty: #1 mexico #2 US #12 Japan
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/eco_chi_pov&int=-1

Debt - external #1 US Japan Not listed
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/eco_deb_ext&int=-1

Crime: Assaults #1 US #15 Japan
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/cri_ass&int=-1

Crime: Prisoners (per capita) #1 US #56 Japan
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/cri_pri_cap&int=-1

Looks like Japan has a lot of catching up to the US if it wants to be Number 1 at everything. Thought I was Dissapointed the US was only #2 at child poverty.

[leathernick]

Japan is also No. 1! (in Worms).

[Taro Toporific]

Here's another Japan first!

Japan's Namiki Makes History at Hula BowlSan Jose Mercury News, CA - Jan 19
The quarterback from Waseda University in Japan completed a 6-yard toss late Saturday and became the first Japanese player to throw a pass in the 56-year history history of the college all-star game.