alright then, how about this? KENTAIKI FRIED PONGI!!!

[vince]

ZU GA TAKAI!!!

[Molokidan]

Haha....and at the fertility festival, no less!

Dunno why KENTAIKI is in H, though o_O

[Alcazar]

OK, I'm sure that took a long time to make, but Vince, how is it your mind came to associate these three very different things and then took time to put them together:
1.) Rob Pongi (again)
2.) Kentucky Fried Chicken/Colonel Sanders.
3.) Giant Male Sex Organs.....

[Neo-Rio]

Cause the colonel was dickin the chiken

[Alcazar]

OK, sorry Vince, Taro explained to me the meaning of 'Kentaiki'-previously I didn't understand your joke.

[Taro Toporific]

OK, sorry Vince, Taro explained to me the meaning of 'Kentaiki'-previously I didn't understand your joke.

Hey, I'm not even sure about the pun of 'Kentaiki' can be Kentuky in katakana or "7-year itch" in plain Japanese.

[Molokidan]

Oh...yeah, I must have missed the joke too. It should definitely go in the Pongi-Hall of Fame, there's certainly enough material to do so!

[vince]

Let's break it down!

• Mito Koomon Pongi

• The Phallus Festival

• Kentaiki - "period of lassitude in marriage" - reason to attend Festival and "play for election"

• Viagra pill substituted for Mito Koomon's symbol of high rank

• "Zu ga takai!" - "Your head is too high!" - warning to commoners to kneel in respect of a person of high rank

• So, no chicken after all.