cavity searches!!! oh my god they would have a big pissed off gaijin on their hands wreaking havoc, the likes of which hasnt been seen since the last time Godzilla destroyed Tokyo, if I even thought i'd heard the words "kabiti seruchu"
I think Mr. Crispy and I shared a photo opportunity a coupla summers ago (sorry, I don't have a scanner so no pics)....I never woulda thought he'd do something terrible enough to get a cavity search, though.....weird.
Do you think they give the native statues that kind of treatment?? Dou darou NE~?!