
After viewing the website, some Asians of questionable intelligence believe McDonald's actually gives a shit about them.

Other Asians grow upset and organize. Ronald is visibly shaken.

Later, a petrified McDonald is finally hauled away on a charge of
"distribution of vomit-inducing marketing". McDonald was heard protesting he didn't want a "Big Mac" in his McBuns. Lawmakers scramble to get "distribution of vomit-inducing marketing" voted a capital offense.