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Man who shot himself in testicles is jailed

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Man who shot himself in testicles is jailed

Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:57 am

No connection with Japan at all

Five years for man who shot himself in groin
(Filed: 13/07/2004)
A 28-year-old man who shot himself in the testicles with a sawn-off shotgun has been jailed for five years for possessing a prohibited firearm.
Andrew Hatton, prosecuting, said Walker went home for the gun after arguing with a lifelong friend about whose turn it was to buy a beer. By the time he returned the bar was closed and his friend had gone home.

Mr Hatton said: "As he was returning to the area of the pub the gun went off. He had it shoved down his trousers. After the shotgun had discharged he placed it in a rubbish bin and crawled back to his home address."

Very tidy people, the British. Always looking for bins when we need to throw something away.
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:00 am

Damnit, genital mutilation stories go here!

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4603&highlight=genitals
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:04 am

Ultra - feel free to move this story. I think it fits well with the other one as AK says...
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Japanese Ed & bonsai can be viewed as a form of castrat

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:18 am

Mulboyne wrote:Ultra - feel free to move this story. I think it fits well with the other one as AK says...


Nah we need a new thread about...

Anthroculture: "Castration" -- Japan's Educational Goal
... As much as Japan as a system maintains the dogma that man is superior over woman,
when it comes to psychological castration women receive equal treatment. ...
http://www.nancho.net/anthcult/castreg.html

Anthroculture: "Castration", Japan's Bureaucracy & HIV
... art of stunting the growth of trees, because in Japan creative ability and innovation have been trimmed. Bonsai can be viewed as a form of "castration". ...
http://www.nancho.net/anthcult/castrhiv.html
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FUCK THE 2020 OLYMPICS!
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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:31 am

Ah natural selection at it's finest. At least this idiot will not be able to pass on his stoopid genetic material to future generations. :?
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Postby Caustic Saint » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:57 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Ah natural selection at it's finest. At least this idiot will not be able to pass on his stoopid genetic material to future generations. :?

You're assuming he hadn't already done that prior to this incident. :)
More caustic. Less saint. :twisted:
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Postby groovewonder » Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:57 pm

Oh my god. I cross my legs just at the idea of how that must have felt after the innitial shock had worn off. Yeesh.
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:42 pm

That's a cold-hearted judge who didn't think taking a bullet to the balls was punishment enough.
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Postby groovewonder » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:15 am

AssKissinger wrote:That's a cold-hearted judge who didn't think taking a bullet to the balls was punishment enough.

No shit! :?
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:31 am

AssKissinger wrote:That's a cold-hearted judge who didn't think taking a bullet to the balls was punishment enough.


Andrew Hatton, prosecuting, said Walker went home for the gun after arguing with a lifelong friend about whose turn it was to buy a beer.


A little extreme don't you think? Where he was shot was irrelevant.

If he had carried the gun the other way, shot himself in the head and killed himself he would have been eligible for a Darwin Award.
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Darwin Doofus

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:18 pm

GomiGirl wrote:... If he had carried the gun the other way, shot himself in the head and killed himself he would have been eligible for a Darwin Award.


I would argue that he's still elligble for the award:

The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool... by removing themselves from it.


He's certainly removed himself from our gene pool :wink:
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