I grew a kick ass fu manchu

by **AssKissinger** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 6:48 pm

So now I got the toughest look of all. No beard, just a big daddy moustache. My wife says she hates it. She must be out of her Goddamn mind. I look fucking awesome.

by **Big Booger** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 6:54 pm

sorry but mustaches are so 1800s...

by **Steve Bildermann** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:15 pm

I say tip top Website you chappies have here (don't laff my uncle used to talk like that, actually come to think about it dressed like that too)

by **AssKissinger** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:21 pm

Any man who lives his whole life without ever growing a beard is loser.

by **cstaylor** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:32 pm

Why did you pick summer to grow a beard? Hate yourself?

by **AssKissinger** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:46 pm

I didn't grow a beard. As stated above

No beard, just a big daddy moustache

Chicks like 'em cause they're clit-ticklers. Any female FG's out there ever been serviced by a man with a fu? Get you some satisfaction!

by **kamome** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:30 pm

I grow a stubble every weekend. One day of not shaving results in a nice 5 o'clock shadow that lengthens into a 7PM shadow by Sunday. The chicks dig it.

by **AssKissinger** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:53 pm

kamome wrote:I grow a stubble every weekend. One day of not shaving results in a nice 5 o'clock shadow that lengthens into a 7PM shadow by Sunday. The chicks dig it.

Why don't you be a real man and let it grow for a couple weeks?

by **samuraiwig** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:05 pm

Seems like you're 5 summers late AK...

"REJOICE! The Age of Mustache Prejudice has ended, and Mustache Summer has begun!

Mustache Summer 1999 has come and gone. Who were these men? What was the Mustache Summer movement? This site is an eternal testament to those who braved the anti-stache establishment to forge new paths for today's youth, in a profound effort to liberate the upper lip..."

Mildly amusing link: http://www.mustachesummer.com

Then again you could work towards next summer's World Championship.

Current champ is Willi Chevalier from Singmaringen, Germany. Member of the Swabian Beard Club, competes in the "Partial beard, freestyle" category.

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=650

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com

by **kamome** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:06 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
kamome wrote:I grow a stubble every weekend. One day of not shaving results in a nice 5 o'clock shadow that lengthens into a 7PM shadow by Sunday. The chicks dig it.

Why don't you be a real man and let it grow for a couple weeks?

Because then it goes from Beckhamesque-cool to Grizzly Adams-type crap.

by **cstaylor** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:13 pm

AssKissinger wrote:I didn't grow a beard. As stated above
No beard, just a big daddy moustache

Chicks like 'em cause they're clit-ticklers. Any female FG's out there ever been serviced by a man with a fu? Get you some satisfaction!

That brings a whole new outlook to the term "flavor saver"

by **Big Booger** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:25 pm

Steve Bildermann wrote:I say tip top Website you chappies have here (don't laff my uncle used to talk like that, actually come to think about it dressed like that too)

That is the image exactly that comes to mind Steve.. hehehe Ol' AK, dear boy, has himself a prime piece of lip fur I dare say..

by **dimwit** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:13 pm

I just shaved off my WINTER mustache because:

It is as hot as hell

It makes me look ten years older than I am

I am getting pissed off at being called ojiisan by my elementary school students

I hate being called the colonel by young woman

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/pop/kfc1.jpg

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