Fan letters to some sort of Gaijin God

[Taro Toporific]

Via the blog of "Soverow Kurisu, 4th Cap. of the Shinsengumi "
The following are selections taken from my 3rd Graders Writing Tests. The theme as write a "fan letter", and before you think I am just trying to publicly hail myself as some sort of Gaijin God....


QUESTION: What is your strangest letter/email you've received from a Japanese?

[Big Booger]

One of my kids wrote me about "Mammoth Burgers" He wanted to eat Mammoth burgers. It was crazy.. I laughed my ass off because he wrote nearly 800 words about mammoth burgers.. I wished I had a copy of that. It was funny.