but some is oblong or elliptic-shaped
Along which axis?
...Those with mountain delta type minge,
Mountain delta type minge - means what exactly? I've already broken out the protractor and have Ms amdg lying spreadeagled on the sofa.
where the pattern of the mop resembles the mouth of a river, are said to be hyper-infidels...
The mop? No! Ms. amdg hasn't used one of those for years.
hyper-infidels? According to my imam, a hyper infedel is one who does not cut her pubic hair on a regular basis.
Urgent assistance needed.
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