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My Dad's a Paperweight

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My Dad's a Paperweight

Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:55 am

Old folks really can be dead weight...

Dead find new resting place in Japan: the sideboard
By Jonathan Standing

TOKYO (Reuters) - It's said the dead never really leave. In some Japanese homes, they literally don't.

Ornaments made from the ashes of the deceased mixed with crystals or artificial stone are appearing on a growing number of sideboards as an alternative to costly traditional rituals and the expense of maintaining tombs often hundreds of miles away.

"People have questioned the need to pay huge sums for funeral rituals," he said.

For 156,000 yen -- about a tenth of the cost of a grave -- the bereaved can choose to have a portion of their late loved one made into a two-inch-high pyramid in blue, green or a choice of pastel shades.

Pendants -- leaf-shaped, circular or oval and available in nine colours and cheaper at 131,000 yen -- will keep the deceased literally close to the heart. If money's no object, try a ring where the remains are mixed with a manmade diamond.

That was on the mind of Michiko Omori, 59, looking at the pendants as a way of remembering her husband who had died in a snorkelling accident a few days before.

Cremation is required by law in Japan, and the ashes are buried in cemeteries. Japanese tradition demands that family members visit tombs on designated holidays and pay for services on certain anniversaries of the death.

But Nozawa, whose company's main business is making corporate videos, says he doesn't care if the remembrance venture makes no money. For him, it's more personal.

"There are people in Japan who don't want a tomb. I don't," he said, gesturing towards one of his company's postcard-sized ceramic and ashes memorial ornaments -- which had his own name inscribed above the dates 1955-2034.

"I hate dark, slimy, damp places." ===>>> :lol:
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:09 pm

Taro already tucked this one away in the newbie reporter thread
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Re: My Dad's a Paperweight

Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:21 pm

"I hate dark, slimy, damp places." ===>>> :lol:

I try to be buried in dark, slimy, damp places as often as possible... :D

Mulboyne, please don't send me to an FG re-education program :bowdown: I heard they hired the guy that JR West had to let go :cry2:
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Postby Andocrates » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:31 pm

I just thought of the ultimate payback - when we're all reduced to ashes you can't tell a Japanese from a Gaijin (I don't think anyway, but some professor could come up with a "Japanese ashes are superior theory" pretty quickly so don't tell anyone). So we plant a gaijin in the crematory he mixes us all up together and we can spend eternity irritating them.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:57 pm

some professor could come up with a "Japanese ashes are superior theory" pretty quickly

Yaki-nihonjinron?! :flame:
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Re: My Dad's a Paperweight

Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:18 pm

Taro-san & Mike Oxlong wrote:... Dead find new resting place in Japan: the sideboard ... (Reuters) ... Ornaments made from the ashes of the deceased mixed with crystals or artificial stone are appearing on a growing number of sideboards as an alternative to costly traditional rituals and the expense of maintaining tombs often hundreds of miles away ...


If "Diamonds are Forever", this is your chance to be immortal ...

It's ashes to ashes, dust to diamonds
SMH wrote:. . . Today, with the help of a new technique becoming popular in the US and Europe, he can do just that. That's him (to the right) on the tip of Cherie's finger - the orange-red diamond. Cherie, who lives in Seymour, is one of a dozen or so Australians, and the first in Victoria, who have decided to turn their loved ones into gemstones.

... Cherie read a magazine article about a company that converted human ashes into diamonds. She had found her answer. The company was LifeGem, which is based in the US ...

A cup of ash, under intense heat, makes a diamond. The common element to the two is carbon. The three colours available are yellow, blue, and the most recent, the one Cherie chose, orange-red. It cost her more than [AUD]$10,000, which is considerably more than the standard other colours. The carat size ranges from 0.25 to 1.3. Cherie's is 0.6, its dimensions are 4.2 by 5.4 by 3 millimetres ...more


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