Beckham gets his ass kicked by a pink rabbit

[Captain Japan]

[Taro Toporific]

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See the videos and CMs of Japan's favorite lil' shit, Usagi-chan here.

[CLOWNPUNCHER]

Just shows how sad some people really are

[AssKissinger]

I missed this story the first time around but it's just another good reason to get the fuck away from these idiots.

Here's another Beckham story. Not really Japan related.

http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slug=afp-fblwc2006engnir&prov=afp&type=lgns

Beckham hints at Real exit over paparazzi harassment of children

Lowlife fuckers won't even leave his kids alone. It's a good thing I have no talents. I'm sure fame would make me homicidal.

[sillygirl]

The runner-up is Koo-chan, a Chihuahua, whose antics have delighted Japanese viewers and drummed up a brisk trade in non-secured personal loans for the Aifuru group.

I fricking hate that dog with it's annoying whine


Saw on TV a while back that although the usagi thing's goods and what have you sold really well, the whole campaign didn't increase business for Nova.

[AssKissinger]

the whole campaign didn't increase business for Nova.

I guess every cloud has a silver lining.

[sillygirl]

the whole campaign didn't increase business for Nova.

I guess every cloud has a silver lining.

Oh, my heart bleeds for them

(sillygirl, ex-Nova drone)

[FG Lurker]

Lowlife fuckers won't even leave his kids alone. It's a good thing I have no talents. I'm sure fame would make me homicidal.

As opposed to now where living in Japan has made you (borderline) homicidal?

[Taro Toporific]

Lowlife fuckers won't even leave his kids alone. It's a good thing I have no talents. I'm sure fame would make me homicidal.

As opposed to now where living in Japan has made you (borderline) homicidal?

YES! AssKissinger we expect one great FUCK JAPAN symbolic act before you leave.

Via charming folks at ch2.net

[AssKissinger]

Beckham still fighting the Japanese.

Beckham in tunnel bust-up after spitting row


By Alastair Himmer

TOKYO, July 25 (Reuters) - David Beckham was involved in a furious halftime bust-up after accusing a Tokyo Verdy player of spitting at him during a pre-season game on Monday.

The England captain and Real Madrid team mates Ronaldo and Michel Salgado tried to force their way into Verdy's changing room to get to Kazuyuki Toda after an ugly clash on the pitch.

"Toda spat in my face," Beckham told Reuters after Real's shock 3-0 defeat. "That in life is horrible but in football no players like that.

"Our players saw it and they weren't happy about it."

Asked what happened in the tunnel at halftime, Beckham smiled: "Only handbags but nothing much. Just a few words exchanged, nothing more."

Beckham became embroiled in a running feud with former Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Toda early on in Real's fourth match of their six-game pre-season tour.

Real coach Vanderlei Luxemburgo blamed Verdy hard man Toda for trying to provoke Beckham.

"Toda was very dirty," he told reporters. "He kicked Beckham when the ref wasn't looking. At halftime some of the players got over-excited."

TODA INJURY

Toda, who left the pitch on a stretcher with damaged ligaments in his right arm after a late tackle, denied that he had deliberately spat at Beckham.

"Beckham kicked me and I swore at him," he said. "Some spit flew but it didn't hit him. That's why he got angry I think.

"They were fouling a lot and so were we. But Beckham kicked me and that annoyed me."

Verdy's caretaker manager Nobuhiro Ishizaki tried to calm his players after the blazing tunnel row.

"I told the players I didn't want them going out committing fouls and upsetting Real's players," he said. "But it was a very physical game and these things happen."

Beckham played almost an hour after missing Saturday's 3-2 victory over Beijing Guo'an with a hamstring injury. Real take on J-League side Jubilo Iwata on Wednesday before finishing their money-spinning tour with a friendly in Thailand.

God I hate Real Madrid. They're the NY Yankees of soccer, except even worse about about buying everybody, and they still suck! Beat by a J-league team! Bwahaha!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/soccer/07/25/real.tokyo.ap/index.html

Real Madrid is set to play J-League's Jubilo Iwata in Tokyo on Wednesday

Go! Go! Jubilo!

[Mulboyne]

God I hate Real Madrid. They're the NY Yankees of soccer, except even worse about about buying everybody

Your hate should now target Chelsea who have taken over that role. I'm no fan of Real Madrid and these Asian tours are all about filling the clubs' coffers rather than football. The players should be resting over summer. Tottenham Hotspur have just played a competition in Korea which turns out to have been sponsored by the Moonies.

Having said that, it sounds like Toda was completely out of line. These games are friendlies. That doesn't mean no-contact but if he is playing dangerously then the referee should have sorted him out or his manager should have taken him off.

[Greji]

Real Madrid is set to play J-League's Jubilo Iwata in Tokyo on Wednesday

Go! Go! Jubilo![/quote]

Ah, you offering any odds on that?