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Improving Relations In 3 easy steps!!

Postby Lifer » Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:52 pm

I was pointed to this link and couldn't believe it!!

http://uqmgp.hp.infoseek.co.jp/

I definitely agree starting young is a good educational technique but...

Imagine if something like this was done in Japanese schools, what kinda stink would that cause around Asia?

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And the worms ate into his brain...
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Postby Blah Pete » Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:30 pm

Nothing like starting propaganda at a young age.
Reminds me of 30's German school kid art work.
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Re: Improving Relations In 3 easy steps!!

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:34 pm

After living in Japan and traveling to Korea, I've found the quickest way to make Korean friends is to tell them how bad Japan is and how much better Korean food/girls/life is. It's hard to get the older folks to talk with you in Japanese (even though their entire education was conducted in Japanese) but by using Japanese to complain about Japan, everyone opens up and the free drinks start flowing. Wo0t!
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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:09 pm

Blah Pete wrote:Nothing like starting propaganda at a young age.
Reminds me of 30's German school kid art work.


One of those kids is now the Pope, so maybe there's still hope for at least one of those Korean kiddies.

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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:45 pm

Koreans are the only people on earth with smaller dicks than the Japanese. I'd be pissed, too.
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Re: Improving Relations In 3 easy steps!!

Postby Tsuru » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:47 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:After living in Japan and traveling to Korea, I've found the quickest way to make Korean friends is to tell them how bad Japan is and how much better Korean food/girls/life is. It's hard to get the older folks to talk with you in Japanese (even though their entire education was conducted in Japanese) but by using Japanese to complain about Japan, everyone opens up and the free drinks start flowing. Wo0t!
The same goes for Chinese, of course.

Although I have to say they do distinguish between the Japanese as a country, its politicians and the ordinary people when you ask them, which is a reassuring thought :wink:
"Doing engineering calculations with the imperial system is like wiping your ass with acorns, it works, but it's painful and stupid."

"Plus, it's British."

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Korea Propaganda

Postby Random White Guy » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:31 pm

Wow! It's nice to know that Korea doesn't hold a grudge or anything over those damn islands.
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Re: Improving Relations In 3 easy steps!!

Postby devicenull » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:31 am

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Postby Tsuru » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:12 am

So superficial it makes me cringe sometimes... these people are so ease to manipulate whenever "Japan" comes into the conversation :? Although I have to say I find myself doing that quite a lot with my Chinese friends... it's just too much fun watching them lose it :D

But think about that for a minute... even right here in Holland, 10.000km away I get shit for having a J-garufurendo. She doesn't care about politics and I'm too sick of it to even go into it seriously anymore.

Maybe I'll try again when those people learn to have a proper discussion over a beer and not act like a little kid and start shouting when someone disagrees with them. :roll: (And I'm referring to supposedly higher-educated people here)
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Re: Mmmm

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:03 am

kurohinge1 wrote:
Blah Pete wrote:Nothing like starting propaganda at a young age. Reminds me of 30's German school kid art work.
.... maybe there's still hope for at least one of those Korean kiddies.

Don't hold your breath for those kids when they grow up.:wink:

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South Korean protesters detain fellow protesters re-enacting as old Japanese Imperial soldiers during an anti-Japan rally in downtown Seoul, Sunday, June 19, 2005.
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Postby Buraku » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:14 am

who is worse ?

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So guys who has the most f*cked up mindset
is it the the Korean kiddy ? or the Japan adult poltician like Mori and Blinky - who call foreign immigration to Japan a scource of genetic pollution
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Postby cstaylor » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:19 am

Tsuru wrote:Maybe I'll try again when those people learn to have a proper discussion over a beer and not act like a little kid and start shouting when someone disagrees with them. :roll: (And I'm referring to supposedly higher-educated people here)
Kind of like right-wing Americans and the French. :wink:
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Postby cstaylor » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:20 am

Buraku wrote:So guys who has the most f*cked up mindset
is it the the Korean kiddy ? or the Japan adult poltician like Mori and Blinky - who call foreign immigration to Japan a scource of genetic pollution
The kids. Those old men will die, but a whole new generation of hate is in the works in Korea and China. :roll:
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Postby Blah Pete » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:54 pm

The kids. Those old men will die, but a whole new generation of hate is in the works in Korea and China. Rolling Eyes


So this is guaranteed to carry until at least 100 years after the end of the war. :evil:
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Postby Tsuru » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:14 pm

cstaylor wrote:
Tsuru wrote:Maybe I'll try again when those people learn to have a proper discussion over a beer and not act like a little kid and start shouting when someone disagrees with them. :roll: (And I'm referring to supposedly higher-educated people here)
Kind of like right-wing Americans and the French. :wink:
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The Japanese Way

Postby omae mona » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:40 pm

This site contains the 3 steps I personally use for improving relations.
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Re: The Japanese Way

Postby oyajikun » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:46 pm

omae mona wrote:This site contains the 3 steps I personally use for improving relations.


Can someone help me? I'm stuck on number 2.
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Postby Buraku » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:41 pm

One things to remember is that North Korea, Vietnam, China, and SouthKorea really got the sh*t end of the stick and all they could do was take it :?

Korea was bombed, invaded, divided, it went through Civil war in the 50s, saw a military coup and what could be a called a dicatorship in the 60s - 80s and didn't really start becoming free or democratic until the late 80s and 90s

Hiroshima was Nuked but the Japan Emperor's Nazis acted like savages, they be-headed Aussies, bombed HongKong, took Korean sex slaves, murdered Chinese and tortured American POWs
how did folks respond to Nippon and her kamikaze nazi ways ?
Japan was never divided or invaded, the Australians were to allocate billions of dollars for the Japanese,
and think about how America re-built Japan and the British provided billions of dollars in financial support

while the USA's ally the Chinese were left to die in poverty


the Koreans are rightwing fools, but they do hold a grudge against Japan for a reason and this brainwashing of their Kids might be a response to J-Governor Blinky's outbursts
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Postby Blah Pete » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:06 pm

the Koreans are rightwing fools, but they do hold a grudge against Japan for a reason and this brainwashing of their Kids might be a response to J-Governor Blinky's outbursts


This brainwashing started way before Ishihara became mayor.
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Postby Guile » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:51 pm

I saw this posted a couple of weeks ago on alldumb.com. Pure gold!
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:52 pm

Hello and welcome to..
Maybe next time a simple search method before posting may help :thumbs:
Buraku wrote:
cstaylor wrote: :roll:

Which China will lose, and lose handily. Can you point to a single military victory that the PLA has won in a foreign country not directly connected with Chinese territory? Even then they got their asses handed to them (read about China's Vietnam experience).


You're fucking kidding me, what kind of perverted Japanophile or Nippon-Apologist are you ?

Firstly a Navy doesn't mean shit anymore,
the days of the Spanish armada are dead so whatever bullshit you read about Japan being a super military because they have a few high-tech boats is just total bullshit

And on the Chinese military
darn piss poor peasant army has been doing much of China's fighting for the last decades

and even though it has been under equipped it done a pretty good job at defending Chinese territory

the China Vietnam conflict was stupidity and ended in a stale-mate
no one should under-estimate Vietnamese,
these guys handed the Yanks their asses and send GIs, USA's fighter pilots and US Marines home in bodybags

Today China is no longer a darn piss poor army and growing into a monster, updated missile tech, deadly aircraft bombers, destroyers ships, Nuke submarines, spy satellites, deadly attack planes, space technology...
..Chinese are becoming a superpower like the USA and Russia

that is if you start to fuck with a superpower
prepare to see your capital city turn into a smoking Nuclear crater

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( Remember the Russian soviets always had a shit Navy but because of other technological advances, Ruskies were one of the strongest Forces on Earth ) http://fuckedgaijin.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12918&highlight=
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However the first shot against Japan won't come from Chinese
( because everyone is watching red-China and the Chinese would spoil the great trade and exports to the EU and USA by starting such conflict )
most likely the first shot and Nippon will be fired by someone else


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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:20 pm

Didn't mean to piss off anyone.
Everyone has probably seen those pictures numerous times on multiple posts so I had to point it out before starting a whole new discussion about how much those ungrateful Koreans hate Japan.

Any site improvement issues can be addressed to the site admin so sorry, I cannot help you out on that.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:25 pm

It's all good, Robbie :cheers:
You seem to be on a long bloody crusade for the rest of us gaijins with your site.
But something of that scope on here would be considered SPAMMING :domo:
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Postby Greji » Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:09 pm

Rob Pongi wrote:"Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself." Charlie Chaplin


Ahh, Rob who?
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Postby Greji » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:43 pm

Rob Pongi wrote:
gboothe wrote:
Rob Pongi wrote:"Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself." Charlie Chaplin


Ahh, Rob who?



HAHAHA! Well I really hope that was a joke! :hehe: If it was, I guess it worked to some degee (it made me chuckle some :lol:):cheers:


Okay, now I am confused. Who is Pongi?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:10 pm

Rob Pongi wrote:Well, I'm learning this the hard way but I'm am now 99% certain that sarcasm cannot be written effectively. Maybe its possible for some very extremely gifted writers to do that, but for the most part, here, or on any other blog or message board website, we can only type words and/or add some emoticons or jpgs etc..

Got Cliffs notes for that?
Wait, so what are you saying, Robbie?
You retired from the FG forum?
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