Yaoki's Yaki-mama

[kurohinge1]

[SIZE="4"][color="Red"]Japanese man cooks mother on hotplate[/color][/SIZE]

A Japanese man has confessed to killing his mother, dismembering her body and grilling part of it on an electric hotplate after she nagged him about getting a job, media reports say.

Yaoki Osawa, 37, was arrested yesterday on suspicion of disposing of his 57-year-old mother's body improperly, police in the western city of Osaka said.

According to police quoted by Kyodo news agency, Osawa killed his mother last May by battering her head with a stone after she fell down some stairs following an argument and was unable to move.

He then dismembered her body, embedding parts like the skull in cement and grilling others over an electric hotplate before throwing them out with the household garbage, supposedly to prevent them from giving off a smell ... more

[gomichild]

Good grief. Some people are capable of the sickest things.

[Ketou]

TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man has confessed to killing his mother, dismembering her body, and grilling part of it on an electric hot plate after she nagged him about getting a job, media reports said...more

Well why not!

[gomichild]

*coughs*

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14868

[Ketou]

Doh missed it. Sorry. Delete thread please.
Damn obscure thread titles.......

EDIT: Combined...thanks

[Hokgwai]

damn....

[Greji]

[SIZE="4"][color="Red"]Japanese man cooks mother on hotplate[/color][/SIZE]

Hey Kuro! Is hotplate cooking like Wok cooking? What wine is appropriate?

[Greji]

Sorry, DP

[homesweethome]

Hey Kuro! Is hotplate cooking like Wok cooking? What wine is appropriate?

Actually what wine is not the appropriate question. Which part of the anatomy is being served it the right place to start. The more tasty and tender organs, liver, kidney, ovaries, should be served with a light red wine, not complicated background, like a 1993 Red River Classic Bourdeaux. When progressing on to the more delicate and light flavored organs (brain, testicles, etc.,) switch to a semi-sweet Chardoney to cleanes the pallate.....!

[kurohinge1]

Hey Kuro! Is hotplate cooking like Wok cooking? What wine is appropriate?

I'm glad you asked, gboothe. Too often we neglect the finer points.

As homesweethome was suggesting, essentially, it depends what you're cooking, and for who, as to the appropriate beverage to imbibe.

In this instance, the meat was only being seared to stop the smell - it wasn't for consumption. So, it's more of a cold beer moment than a wine occasion. eg: Suck on a beer, sear a finger. Swig, sizzle. You get the picture.

Further more, proper etiquette dictates having a few extra lagers in the fridge, ready for the investigating officers when they eventually run out of FG's on stolen bicycles to chase and show up to take the confession (a must in any Japanese crime). After all, you may be a matricidal maniac, but that's no reason to be uncivilised.

And don't forget it's rude to pour your own glass. This may be you last "orange whip" in quite some time, so it's best to get it right.

Well, hope this helps.

[Greji]

[quote="kurohinge1"]-Too often we neglect the finer points.

So, it's more of a cold beer moment than a wine occasion. eg: Suck on a beer, sear a finger. Swig, sizzle. You get the picture.

Well, hope this helps.

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Ahh, the dictates of proper etiquette! Thank you so much! I had me Mums-in-law in mind and without your informative post, I would have gotten it all wrong! Unimaginably, I would have just poped her in the microwave with a shouchu oyuari and that would have been that.

Thanks to your quite educational and timely piece, I have just sent her to the Sakaiya to pick up a case of beer!

[kurohinge1]

... I had me Mums-in-law in mind ... I have just sent her to the Sakaiya to pick up a case of beer!

Very clever! Bring-your-own beer to the "[SIZE="3"]Beer & Pizza Party![/SIZE]"

I can see it now:

gboothe's mum-in-law: "Gboothe, where's the pizza?"

gboothe: "Well, I'm going to put a pizza you here, a pizza you under the new rumpus room and a pizza you on the hotplate!"

[color="Magenta"]*boom - tish*[/color]

[SIZE="1"][color="Red"]Warning:[/color] For any kiddies reading this, you should not try and attempt this at home.

(gboothe and I are trained professionals.)[/SIZE]