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Postby Captain Japan » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:18 pm

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Even with his ready smile and his bald head concealed under a brown wig, nobody is likely to mistake Satoshi Fujita for Brad Pitt or any other babe magnet. However, those tempted to snicker at the thought of the 47-year-old guy picking up a woman on the street should think again.

During our 20-minute photo shoot in Tokyo's Shinjuku district, he spotted a "target" on the sidewalk. Fujita displayed no shyness at initiating a conversation with this attractive, well-dressed stranger. Would she dash off or whack him with her bag? Nope. She listened, smiled and laughed. It was a clear victory for our 164-centimeter-tall Don Juan.

His pickup line? "Are you on your way back from the Paris Collection?" OK, not exactly magic, but the woman was obviously flattered...more...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:37 pm

Captain Japan wrote:Image
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..."The opener is crucial. You can't grab a woman's attention with a conventional line," Fujita says. "The worst thing you can do is to start interrogating like a cop: 'Where are you going?' 'Are you free?' and so on."...


I hear pick-up lines like this all the time...I quess it's hard to resist my charms.:spin:

(What hell is it with Japanese guys and their "Onei san, o-hima des ka?" and "Doko iku?" It must work since you can hear on the streets often, but sheeesh.)
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Postby dimwit » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:05 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:I hear pick-up lines like this all the time...I quess it's hard to resist my charms.:spin:

I usually hear lines like 'Can you use chopsticks?' to which I answer 'In which orifice?'
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Postby CrankyBastard » Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:08 pm

"Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?"

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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:40 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:"Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?"

:D


You silver tongued sonna of a gun, you talked me right into it. Now, where's that Nanpa loving gal?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:59 am

Taro Toporific wrote:I hear pick-up lines like this all the time...I quess it's hard to resist my charms.:spin:

(What hell is it with Japanese guys and their "Onei san, o-hima des ka?" and "Doko iku?" It must work since you can hear on the streets often, but sheeesh.)

I always hear the "kyabakura wa ikagadesuka.. kyabaku...?" as the annoyed girls simply ignore those hoestess scouts and walk away.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:01 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:"Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?"

:D

"I'm a gaijin and I have a big fat..."
I wonder what phrases Jack uses to pick up his girls?
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Postby maninjapan » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:34 pm

He uses some figment of his imagination?
will the last one out please turn the light off.....
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Postby Jack » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:30 am

IkemenTommy wrote:"I'm a gaijin and I have a big fat..."
I wonder what phrases Jack uses to pick up his girls?


I know your question is rethorical but I'll tell you. Very easy. I say "I like you, you are pretty, can we have coffee?"

Or usually I coment on something they are doing like if on a train they are texting someone I'll say " would you like to e-mail me as well?"

I'm very spontaneous. I don't go out thinking I'm going to use this line or that. I just say what comes to mind. Once a girl that was working at Starbucks around Odabia with great boobs I told her "You have an amazing body I would like to see what's behind your shirt", she understood English very well and to my surprise she said "I can't show you here". Took an appointment after her work had dinner and then my hotel room. Darn, I just gave my Nampa story no. 3.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:29 pm

Jack wrote:Once a girl that was working at Starbucks around Odabia with great boobs I told her "You have an amazing body I would like to see what's behind your shirt", she understood English very well and to my surprise she said "I can't show you here". Took an appointment after her work had dinner and then my hotel room. Darn, I just gave my Nampa story no. 3.

Oh shit! You know her too? Damn she was pretty easy.
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Postby Greji » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:34 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Oh shit! You know her too? Damn she was pretty easy.


I think she was the one that gave me a dose! You had it checked lately Tommy
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Postby Tommybar » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:06 pm

Get a dog!

Buddy of mine was having problems finding a girl. I told him to walk my dog down at the park next to the train station. Well, he met a few. He actually ended up getting married to one of them.

My girlfriend at the time told this story to her high school girl friend. The high school girl friend is now married.

It was the first time my dog got to go to a wedding.
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Postby kamome » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:51 am

Tommybar wrote:I told him to walk my dog down at the park...he actually ended up getting married to one of them (girls).


Not sure if this is a vote of confidence for the dog-walking theory. The idea is to score, not to get married! :p
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Postby Tommybar » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:18 pm

Then a dog in the park would not work. It has its' drawbacks as you keep seeing the same girls over and over and rumors spread...

Get a bike (motorcycle) and a spare helmet. I've asked many women for directions and have ended up 'resting' for a few hours. The further out of the city you go, the easier it gets...
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