Kim to nuke Japan because of diabetes

[Taro Toporific]

Needs to get in touch with his feminine side.
[floatl][/floatl]


N. Korea leader has diabetes, may make nuke attack on Japan: Nakagawa
Kyodo News, Friday October 20, 8:48 PM, TOKYO---- North Korea's leader could make a nuclear attack on Japan because he suffers from diabetes, ruling Liberal Democratic Party policy chief Shoichi Nakagawa said Friday.
"One does not do such a thing normally. But because that country's leader has overeaten luxurious food and suffers from diabetes, he could think about it," he said in a speech in Hamamatsu, Shizuoka Prefecture, referring to the possibility of North Korea using a nuclear weapon against Japan...more...

[Big Booger]

Diabetes has been known as a common cause of war and nuclear attacks. It's a terrible disease.

[t3hWIT]

We never found proof of the test, did we?

[nullpointer]

We never found proof of the test, did we?

who's we?

[Taro Toporific]

We never found proof of the test, did we?

who's we?

WOT "test"?

(For diabetes or a nuke?)

[Choeki]

There's an obscure historical theory that suggests that Hitler started WW2 ten years too early against the suggestions of his generals because he believed he was going to die of stomach cancer before he could see the results of his 1000 year Reich.

However, I am under the impression that it holds about as much water as the theory that General Robert E. Lee made serious tactical errors during the Battle of Ghettysburg due to eating too many cherries plucked off of trees on the way to the battlesite and coming down with rampant diarreah.

[t3hWIT]

who's we?

The rest of the world, and I'm referring to the supposed nuclear test.

[Tsuru]

Despite what everyone says, I'm convinced NK couldn't get a nuke to Japan even if they tried. They have no aircraft capable of delivering that kind of payload without being shot down well before getting anywhere near Japanese territory, their submarines are not cabable of launching missiles, and the missiles they have are not accurate and reliable enough even without any sort of warhead.

SK is another matter.