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[Taro Toporific]

[floatl][/floatl]Speaking Two Languages Can Protect Against Alzheimers
HealthNews-Stats.com, 01/12/2007
Canadian scientists have found astonishing evidence that the lifelong use of two languages can help delay the onset of dementia symptoms by four years compared to people who are monolingual.,,,scientists with the Rotman Research Institute at the Baycrest Research Centre for Aging and the Brain have found the first evidence that another lifestyle factor, bilingualism, may help delay dementia symptoms. The study is published in the February 2007 issue of Neuropsychologia ( Vol.45, No.2 )....
...."Our study found that speaking two languages throughout one's life appears to be associated with a delay in the onset of symptoms of dementia by four years compared to those who speak one language," says Dr. Bialystok, Professor of Psychology at York University and Associate Scientist at the Rotman Research Institute at Baycrest....

[Ninja Shinichi]

This good informations for me. Now I study much English. I not improve much but have fighting spirit for study of English. Not give up.

[Uhhuh35]

I'm a "Bi-Lingual Masterbator" too, I think I'll apply.
Probably too much competition from all the FG's on this board though!

[Iraira]

I'm a "Bi-Lingual Masterbator" too, I think I'll apply.
Probably too much competition from all the FG's on this board though!

Look, I already explained this somewhere else. Kleenex was majorly on sale a few months ago, so, yeah, I kinda went ape-shit, and bought several lifetime's worth of Kleenex, fearing that the sniffles that were starting up at that time, were going to soon pour forth loads of avian influenzic snot and mucous. Never happened, and I was left with Kleenex boxes stacked to the rafters. Well, let's be honest. I generally use 2-3 twin-ply Kleenexes per flogging of the bishop. The first is to clean up pre-ejactulatory secreations. The second one is to clean up the Herculean eruption (I'm trying to get a mood going for later tonight, so no one bust my balls....bad pun...here, which would totally kill my mood, y'know). The third one, gets the after dribble, as the erection subsides due to the Viagra wearing off. I dump the whole lot in the toilet, as I am afraid that some strange single lady from the neighborhood might steal my used Kleenex from the trash to artifically inseminate herself and cause me further complications. That, or some neighborhood cat might eat it, which as I have allergies to cats would be divine justice.
So, anyway, I've still got a lot of Kleenex left over. Maybe an FG circle jerk would help rid me of some of these boxes.

[Greji]

Maybe an FG circle jerk would help rid me of some of these boxes.

Hey, what a great thought Iraira! We could get Takewankerchan to be the pivot man!