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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:19 pm

I'm certain that if we go over this topic enough times we'll eventually reach a definitive answer that we can all agree on.

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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:37 pm

Mulboyne wrote:I'm certain that if we go over this topic enough times we'll eventually reach a definitive answer that we can all agree on.

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Postby Tsuru » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:08 am

Adhesive wrote:I had a black friend who broke it down to me like this]
Maybe we should help to complete the circle and hook asian men up with black women.

Takepoo, are you up to the challenge?

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Postby emperor » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:56 am

Level 1: How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:10 pm


Hurry, only 1 left: How To Pick Up Japanese Chicks And Doom Your Immortal Soul
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Postby Takechanpoo » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:32 pm

Tsuru wrote:Maybe we should help to complete the circle and hook asian men up with black women.

Takepoo, are you up to the challenge?

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unfortunately, i am not interested in black women.
they look like men.
(oh sorry!)
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recently i got to be interested in Filipino girls.
they are cheerful and easy.
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i am getting into Filipino livechats.
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Postby kamome » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:58 am

Takechanpoo wrote: recently i got to be interested in Filipino girls.
they are cheerful and easy.


You mean you don't have enough game to pick up J-chicks? Now that's a sad indictment. :mrgreen:
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:00 am

Takechanpoo wrote:unfortunately, i am not interested in black women.
they look like men.
(oh sorry!)
:mrgreen:
recently i got to be interested in Filipino girls.
they are cheerful and easy.
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i am getting into Filipino livechats.
I'm sorry I implied it was voluntary.

Don't get me started on Philippinas... the good ones are most definitely not easy, and last but not least most of them are devout Christians. They're a bit like Mexican chicks, some of them even come fitted with the Latin temper tantrums.
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Postby succubusqueen » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:22 am

Not all black girls look like men....you might think that because they are more enpowered than you Takechanpoo!!!!!
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:40 am

Takepoo,

If you think Beyonce looks like a man, you're playing for the other team.

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Postby Greji » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:06 am

American Oyaji wrote:Takepoo,

If you think Beyonce looks like a man, you're playing for the other team.

Helluva dude!
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:47 pm

gboothe wrote:Helluva dude!
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Damn, anyone have the closeup on that?
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Postby Blah Pete » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:57 pm

gboothe wrote:Helluva dude!
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She is below my standards.
Look at those pointy knees...
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Postby Greji » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:50 pm

Blah Pete wrote:She is below my standards.
Look at those pointy knees...


No horns either!
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Postby Takechanpoo » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:16 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Takepoo,

If you think Beyonce looks like a man, you're playing for the other team.

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she too look like man wearing women's clothing.
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:24 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:she too look like man wearing women's clothing.
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Yup. You're gay. It's official.

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Postby emperor » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:54 pm

Beyonce looks a little more femine when placed next to her part-time impersonator Tyra Banks
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Postby Takechanpoo » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:16 pm

emperor wrote:Beyonce looks a little more femine when placed next to her part-time impersonator Tyra Banks
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still looks like man.
she is a man!
BUHAHA:mrgreen:
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:32 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:still looks like man.
she is a man!
BUHAHA:mrgreen:
I have a feeling you wouldn't know a woman if she s(h)at on your face :cool:
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Postby Greji » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:53 pm

Tsuru wrote:I have a feeling you wouldn't know a woman if she s(h)at on your face :cool:


What do you mean he wouldn't know Tsuru? He is one! Shat, shit, or shot!
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:06 am

gboothe wrote:What do you mean he wouldn't know Tsuru? He is one! Shat, shit, or shot!
:cool:
Takepoo being a woman would be a massive paradox. In my universe such a thing is quite simply not possible ;)
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Postby kamome » Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:33 am

Takechanpoo wrote:still looks like man.
she is a man!
BUHAHA:mrgreen:


This is the gayest thing ever written on FG.
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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:20 pm

[quote="Tsuru"]Takepoo being a woman would be a massive paradox. In my universe such a thing is quite simply not possible ]

Division by zero! Oh Shi--
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