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The Look of Happiness

Postby Captain Japan » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:11 am

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A humanoid robot named Kansei, meaning "sensibility" in Japanese, makes a facial expression depicting "happiness", next to the word "Love" during a demonstration at a laboratory of Meiji University's Robot and Science Institute in Kawasaki, south of Tokyo June 4, 2007. The robot, developed by professor Junichi Takeno and a team of researchers, is able to make up to 36 kinds of facial expressions after typing a word to its software which extracts word associations from a data base of 500,000 words and calculates the level ranging between pleasantness to unpleasantness and prompts the robot to make facial expressions accordingly. REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao (JAPAN)
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Postby GuyJean » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:13 pm

Interesting; a society that prides itself on being 'expressionless' makes a robot which shows facial expressions.. Here's one for ya: :confused:

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Postby Kuang_Grade » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:14 pm

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Postby kamome » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:18 am

Captain Japan wrote:Image
A humanoid robot named Kansei, meaning "sensibility" in Japanese, makes a facial expression depicting "happiness", next to the word "Love" during a demonstration at a laboratory of Meiji University's Robot and Science Institute in Kawasaki, south of Tokyo June 4, 2007.


I guess the look of happiness is that of a man about to ejaculate.
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Postby Tsuru » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:19 am

kamome wrote:I guess the look of happiness is that of a man about to ejaculate.
... on his favourite porn mag.

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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:19 am

[floatr]Image[/floatr]Alalam: Japanese Robot Fears President!
Kansei frowns when he hears the word "bomb," smiles at "sushi" and looks scared and disgusted when someone says "president" -- and he isn't even human...The robot has 19 movable parts underneath the silicone face mask. When the robot hears the word "president," the online database picks up associated words such as "Bush," "war" and "Iraq" and creates an expression which the researchers said is meant to mix fear and disgust...
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Postby eighty5er » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:27 am

kamome wrote:I guess the look of happiness is that of a man about to ejaculate.


haha I pissed meself :D
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Postby Greji » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:02 am

Tsuru wrote:... on his favourite porn mag.

:confused:


Nah, favourite is too restrictive. Any porn mag plays better.
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:27 am

Kuang_Grade wrote:Image
We're out of cheese, Gromit!



KG!!! BWAHAHAHA!! That is the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture!!! Frickin Wallace and Grommit

Priceless!!!
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Postby kamome » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:59 am

eighty5er wrote:haha I pissed meself :D


Sweeeeet!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:11 am

Mulboyne wrote:Alalam: Japanese Robot Fears President!
Kansei frowns when he hears the word "bomb," smiles at "sushi" and looks scared and disgusted when someone says "president" ....When the robot hears the word "president," the online database picks up associated words such as "Bush," "war" and "Iraq" and creates an expression which the researchers said is meant to mix fear and disgust...
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Postby succubusqueen » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:38 pm

"companionship for the elderly"....mmmm....they really have to work on his face. That robot is actually pretty creepy!....
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:38 pm

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Postby kamome » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:49 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:[yt]BpPraXEcVu0[/yt]


Saw this on TV - nearly pissed myself laughing because I remembered that we covered it on FG already.
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