Old fart blames his 111 years of existence on no alcohol

[Taro Toporific]

World's Oldest Man Is Certified
June 18, 2007 - 10:02am, TOKYO (AP) --At 111, the world's oldest man keeps a daily diary, drinks milk and stays away from alcohol and smoking.
"I don't want to die," Tomoji Tanabe told reporters Monday, while receiving a certificate from the Guinness World Records at a ceremony in southern Japan ...

[Tsuru]

111 without any booze sure sounds like a hell of a long time.

Then again I've heard some centenarians say that a glass of schnapps every day does do miracles for the heart and veins.

[Takechanpoo]

So I must live more than 100 years old.
I too drink milk and vegetable juice every day and stay away from alcohol and smoking.

[Mike Oxlong]

So I must live more than 100 years old.
I too drink milk and vegetable juice every day and stay away from alcohol and smoking.

I doubt those SE Asian sex tours are gonna do you much good long term
When you pay extra for nama, you REALLY pay!
Remember to pick up your golf clubs on the way back thru Narita?

[Takechanpoo]

I doubt those SE Asian sex tours are gonna do you much good long term
When you pay extra for nama, you REALLY pay!
Remember to pick up your golf clubs on the way back thru Narita?

I hope Russian rather than SE asian.
"Dont touch white skin by your yellow soy-smelling hands, Japs!!!!!"

[Greji]

I hope Russian rather than SE asian.
"Dont touch white skin by your yellow soy-smelling hands, Japs!!!!!"

Takepompom, you couldn't get layed in a five dollar cat house, with a twenty dollar bill in your hand!

[kurohinge1]

111 without any booze sure sounds like a hell of a long time.

Then again I've heard some centenarians say that a glass of schnapps every day does do miracles for the heart and veins.

You don't live longer, without alcohol.

It just feels longer, without alcohol.

[American Oyaji]

Dunno man. Alcohol is really a poison. Yeah, I know I've been a straight up boozer in the past, but I'm really starting to...no, I've rethought that standpoint and I think overall, alcohol does more harm then good except for the wedding or event where there is something wrong with the food and the people who arent drinking get food poisoning.

[Kanchou]

One woman who lived to over 116 attributed it to whiskey in her tea every day...

(it's not a toxin until consumed in large amounts... actually in small amounts it can be healthy)

[succubusqueen]

So I must live more than 100 years old.
I too drink milk and vegetable juice every day and stay away from alcohol and smoking.

So you must be a reaaaallly boring dude!...or just a taiku baka!:confused:

[baka tono]

116 years old ruining perfectly good whiskey everyday by putting it in tea?! Yuck.

[Takechanpoo]

So you must be a reaaaallly boring dude!...or just a taiku baka!:confused:

But I extravagantly love to come shot.
I alway come shot twice a day(morning and before sleeping at night) by my own hand.
I am pathetic?
If you think so, please let me use your pussy once or twice a week.

[kamome]

But I extravagantly love to come shot.
I alway come shot twice a day(morning and before sleeping at night) by my own hand.
I am pathetic?
If you think so, please let me use your pussy once or twice a week.

Anyone care to post masturbatory fodder for Takechinpo? I'm sure FG'ers can get mighty creative, Fark-style.

[Tsuru]

Anyone care to post masturbatory fodder for Takechinpo? I'm sure FG'ers can get mighty creative, Fark-style.

Like zees? That'll keep him from posting crap for at least a whole minute.

Work safe. Kind of.

[Greji]

But I extravagantly love to come shot.
I alway come shot twice a day(morning and before sleeping at night) by my own hand.
I am pathetic?

Not enough information to evaluate. Please provide responses to the following and we will furnish you with a written report:

Are you loping the mule with your left hand or right hand?

Have you become proficient enough to do billiard shots off the bathroom wall?

Do you have to prime the pump with selected reading material i.e. glossy mag pics of GG in her BVDs?

When you are holding your circle jerks, do you use a pivot man?

Are you registered with Wankers International?

Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

[succubusqueen]

But I extravagantly love to come shot.
I alway come shot twice a day(morning and before sleeping at night) by my own hand.
I am pathetic?
If you think so, please let me use your pussy once or twice a week.

I'd say lonely and the answer is simply no.

[Iraira]

Not enough information to evaluate. Please provide responses to the following and we will furnish you with a written report:


Are you loping the mule with your left hand or right hand?

Have you become proficient enough to do billiard shots off the bathroom wall?

Do you have to prime the pump with selected reading material i.e. glossy mag pics of GG in her BVDs?

When you are holding your circle jerks, do you use a pivot man?

Are you registered with Wankers International?

Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

My contribution to the masturbatory list:
1) Are you flogging the bishop?

2) Have you smacked little Johnny behind the ear?

3) Have you performed the five knuckle shuffle with Palm-ella Anderson?

[Takechanpoo]

[Takechanpoo]

I'd say lonely and the answer is simply no.

depth of your heart is the same as a puddle.