Saitama Cop Prematurely Pops His Load

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Saitama Cop Prematurely Pops His Load

Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:48 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]Cop accidentally fires revolver at Saitama police station

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SOKA, Saitama -- A police officer accidentally fired a revolver in a weapons storage room at a police station here, blasting a hole in a maintenance stand, law enforcers said.

Police said the 49-year-old senior officer accidentally fired the bullet into the wooden cleaning stand in the weapons storage room at Soka Police Station at about 8:50 a.m. on Wednesday. There were about five other people in the room at the time, but no one was injured.

Police said that the 49-year-old officer had been loading bullets into a revolver before going on duty at a police box. Holding the gun in his right hand, he reportedly went to open his holster with his left hand, but accidentally pulled the trigger instead.

"We will work to prevent a reoccurrence by thoroughly implementing correct handling procedures for handguns," said a police station official commenting on the accident.

http://mdn.mainichi.jp/national/news/20071227p2a00m0na004000c.html
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Postby Charles » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:13 pm

Well I guess it was a good thing they had a separate storage and maintenance room for firearms, just to confine the damage anyone could do. Someone was thinking ahead.
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Postby succubusqueen » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:46 pm

What?..he was not trying to kill himself?;)
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Postby ttjereth » Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:33 pm

[quote="succubusqueen"]What?..he was not trying to kill himself?]

The maintenance stand slept with his wife.

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Postby amdg » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:27 pm

ttjereth wrote:The maintenance stand slept with his wife.


And she was going to leave him for it.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:35 pm

amdg wrote:And she was going to leave him for it.


Are the police interrogating the maintenance stand? Someone should call Amnesty International.
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Postby Choeki » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:37 pm

Iraira wrote:Are the police interrogating the maintenance stand? Someone should call Amnesty International.


The maintenance stand was probably made in China. Obviously it was contemplating something criminal.
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Postby amdg » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:58 pm

Iraira wrote:Are the police interrogating the maintenance stand? Someone should call Amnesty International.


Update - morgue reveals that maintenance stand was actually a senior police inspector who simply hadn't moved for decades. Said one young officer "well, I'd been hanging my coat on him every morning since I started here six years ago, so you can imagine my sup..."
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