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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:51 pm

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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:51 pm

...for some reason, [the Japanese drug of choice] seems to be stimulants...


Duh....
Is there any Japanese who doesn't need stimulants?

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Postby hundefar » Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:25 pm

This isn't really news, is it?
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Postby Captain Japan » Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:41 pm

Marijuana mule busted in attempt to smuggle drug into Japan via stomach
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CHIBA -- A self-employed man has been indicted for attempting to smuggle marijuana by putting the drugs in more than 100 separate bags and swallowing them, law enforcers said.

Yutaka Arai, 36, a resident of Hachioji, western Tokyo, stands accused of violating the Cannabis Control Law.

Arai put 297.31 grams of marijuana, with a street value of 2.35 million yen, into 120 small bags and swallowed them before arriving at Narita Airport from Bangkok International Airport on Dec. 8 in an unsuccessful bid to smuggle them into Japan, prosecutors said.
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Postby GuyJean » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:10 pm

.. with a street value of 2.35 million yen..i
Holy fuck! I'm in the wrong business.. Oh, wait. That's only 20,000 USD.. Nevermind. Should've shoved some diamonds up his ass.. Or at least some coke..

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Postby American Oyaji » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:47 pm

He should have swallowed that before he even got on the plane.

How did he get busted?
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Postby Choeki » Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:43 pm

American Oyaji wrote:He should have swallowed that before he even got on the plane.

How did he get busted?


Probably like the majority of mules do:

1. He got nervous in front of the customs officer.

or

2. Someone sold him out.

The most successful mules would be people who figuratively have ice water running through their veins, but usually people with that kind of attribute seldom sign up for the job. Most mules are decoys anyway, as the most profitable route for narcotics has traditionally been via cargo.
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Postby amerijin » Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:42 pm

My cousin overdosed on pot. It's a hell of a way to go.
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Postby Charles » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:34 pm

amerijin wrote:My cousin overdosed on pot. It's a hell of a way to go.

Bullshit.

The LD50 (average fatal oral dose) of THC is 10 pounds of hashish or 46 pounds of marijuana.
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Postby hundefar » Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:02 pm

Charles wrote:Bullshit.

The LD50 (average fatal oral dose) of THC is 10 pounds of hashish or 46 pounds of marijuana.


Maybe his cousin had the munchies?
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Postby Iraira » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:18 am

Charles wrote:Bullshit.

The LD50 (average fatal oral dose) of THC is 10 pounds of hashish or 46 pounds of marijuana.



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Postby Charles » Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:00 am

Iraira wrote:I'm up for the challenge...you buying?

Sure, no problem. But first you have to prove to me you can eat 46 pounds of ANYTHING at one sitting.
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Postby hundefar » Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:26 am

[quote="Charles"]Sure, no problem. But first you have to prove to me you can eat 46 pounds of ANYTHING at one sitting.
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Oh no, now he's going to dig up the old bukkake movies.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:41 am

hundefar wrote:Oh no, now he's going to dig up the old bukkake movies.


Hey, that was hard work, and I noticed you coming back for 10ths.;)
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:21 am

I think you can overdose on weed without dying.

But I think if you combine large amounts of alcohol with bong chainsmoking, you can accomplish it.
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Postby Charles » Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:31 am

American Oyaji wrote:I think you can overdose on weed without dying.

But I think if you combine large amounts of alcohol with bong chainsmoking, you can accomplish it.

Yeah, I think they call overdosing on weed without dying "whoa I got really wasted duuude." Overdosing implies some sort of adverse medical side-effect, like death. But pot has the highest ratio of effective dose to fatal dose of any recreational drug, it is impossible to ingest or smoke enough to kill yourself. It's just not concentrated enough, even in hash. Your lungs would spasm til you couldn't smoke, or you'd puke before you could eat enough. I've seen medical and scientific studies for years that assert this, it's pretty well known.

Alcohol, on the other hand, has a very low ratio between effective dose and a fatal dose. It is very common for people to drink a fatal dose of liquor without realizing they've gone too far.
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:40 am

Charles wrote:It is very common for people to drink a fatal dose of liquor without realizing they've gone too far.



Been there, almost done that. Good thing I ate some greasy chicken that brought it all back up.

But I'd much rather be mellow and smoke some herb than pickle my liver.

Smells nicer too.
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Postby Typhoon » Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:55 pm

hundefar wrote:Maybe his cousin had the munchies?


Nothing in the house and everything was closed, so he resorted to auto-cannabalism.
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Postby Typhoon » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:04 pm

I was mislead by the title thread, I thought it was referring to J-woman between the age of 18 and 35.

Oh, well.
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