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Poisoned Green Tea

Postby Mulboyne » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:55 pm

[floatr]Image[/floatr]Reuters: Japanese green tea bottle tainted with weedkiller
A bottle of green tea produced by Japan's Kao Corp was found tainted with a large amount of weedkiller, the company said on Saturday. Kao, Japan's largest household products maker, said the bottle, sold at a Tokyo supermarket late last month, may have been contaminated intentionally as the weedkiller was not used in the production line. A man who drank the "Healthya" tea suffered a minor diarrhoea but has already recovered, the company said, adding that he said the bottle may have been half-open. Kao said it has not found any other tainted bottles in its inspection and it has no plan to recall the products. Police are also investigating the incident.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:40 pm

Nothing but ching chong chang conspiracy to avert J-national's eyes from poison gyoza
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Postby Midwinter » Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:39 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Nothing but ching chong chang conspiracy to avert J-national's eyes from poison gyoza


Here's a far more realistic theory - some disgruntled, mentally retarded Japanese person thought it would be fun to poison a random nobody.

Statistically, I've got to be far more correct than Takechanpoopooface.
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Postby Iraira » Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:36 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Nothing but ching chong chang conspiracy to avert J-national's eyes from poison gyoza


I seem to recall that when the gyoza scare started, hundreds or even thousands of Chrysanthenums reported getting sick from gyoza. Eventually, it turned out to be less than 10% of that. What's the deal with that, Take? Are Japanese that bored, "Oh, Akira got poisoned, he's cool. I want to be poisoned, too...better get a few extra packs of frozen gyoza."
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Postby ttjereth » Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:15 am

Iraira wrote:I seem to recall that when the gyoza scare started, hundreds or even thousands of Chrysanthenums reported getting sick from gyoza. Eventually, it turned out to be less than 10% of that. What's the deal with that, Take? Are Japanese that bored, "Oh, Akira got poisoned, he's cool. I want to be poisoned, too...better get a few extra packs of frozen gyoza."


I actually think this is because an unusually high percentage of Japanese are hypochondriacs. Is it just the people around me or are there are a lot of Japanese who seem to be overly preoccupied with worrying about what disease/illness/etc. they might have?

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Postby Tengu Kid » Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:41 pm

ttjereth wrote:I actually think this is because an unusually high percentage of Japanese are hypochondriacs. Is it just the people around me or are there are a lot of Japanese who seem to be overly preoccupied with worrying about what disease/illness/etc. they might have?


Its unsuprising when you consider the witch doctors here. I caught tonsillitis three years ago and the first doctor said hed never seen it before and wanted to check for cancer.
the second doctor gave me three packets of pills. Finally I asked a student who had lived in Canada for three years about it and he gave me three tablets that he brought back from there...five days later I was better.
I`d be scared shitless too...
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:10 pm

You totally moronic gaijin dudes
After poison gyoza fuss, unnaturally another several "poison" incident suddenly happened in succession. This incident is one of those, too.
And you gaijin dudes dont understand the circumstance Japan is being putted at all. Japan has no anti-spy law. Thus not a few of Japanese influential persons or organizations have been seized by CIA, lobby of Jewish=Anglo-Saxon Multinational corporation, Chinese MSS or weird Korean cult organization.
Japan need intelligence agency to get real independence.
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Postby Midwinter » Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:38 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Japan need intelligence agency to get real independence.


... Japan just needs intelligence, fullstop.
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Postby kamome » Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:39 am

Midwinter wrote:... Japan just needs intelligence, fullstop.


That's true but they won't find it within Take's sphere of influence.
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Postby Greji » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:04 am

Takechanpoo wrote:You totally moronic gaijin dudes
After poison gyoza fuss, unnaturally another several "poison" incident suddenly happened in succession. This incident is one of those, too.
And you gaijin dudes dont understand the circumstance Japan is being putted at all. Japan has no anti-spy law. Thus not a few of Japanese influential persons or organizations have been seized by CIA, lobby of Jewish=Anglo-Saxon Multinational corporation, Chinese MSS or weird Korean cult organization.
Japan need intelligence agency to get real independence.


So you finally admit it! Your whole flower children program is run by whites, Jews, foreign business and a sprinkling of Chinese and Koreans!

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Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:28 pm

Takechanpoo wrote: . . . <rant> . . . Japan need intelligence agency . . .


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Hard to believe they haven't been able to collect enough qualified people to make one yet, Takechanpoo.

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Postby succubusqueen » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:18 am

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Hard to believe they haven't been able to collect enough qualified people to make one yet, Takechanpoo.

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Postby Takechanpoo » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:57 am

Another poison incident happend again, as I thought.
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:33 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Another poison incident happend again, as I thought.

Namely:

Mainichi: Women poisoned after drinking green tea laced with herbicide
A woman became sick after drinking green tea from a PET bottle that was laced with a poisonous herbicide, police said. Police are investigating the case on suspicion of forcible obstruction of business and causing injury. A 54-year-old unemployed woman from Kato, Hyogo Prefecture, felt sick and was taken to a hospital after drinking green tea from a "Sokenbicha" PET bottle at around 3 or 4 p.m. on Sunday, local police said. Police detected traces of the herbicide glyphosate in the tea. The woman had bought the 500-milliliter PET bottle -- a product of Coca Cola Japan Co. -- at the Yashiro outlet of Jusco supermarket in Kato on around April 3 or 4. She drank the tea on Sunday afternoon but immediately spat it out because it tasted strange. The victim reportedly doesn't remember any details about the cap of the PET bottle when she opened it. The "Sokenbicha" green tea was produced at Coca Cola's Akashi factory in Akashi, Hyogo Prefecture, on Jan. 23, and its use-by date was due to expire on April 11.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:49 pm

Midwinter wrote:... Japan just needs intelligence, fullstop.

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Postby Tengu Kid » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:26 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Another poison incident happend again, as I thought.



Another grammatical mess, as i thought.
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