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Man Couldn't Marry Because Ward Office Wrongly Registered Him As Woman

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:38 am

[floatr]Image[/floatr]Yomiuri: Man wrongly registered as woman since birth
A man in his 30s has been found to have been wrongly registered as a woman by the municipal government of Izumo, Shimane Prefecture. The error on the family registration was found Thursday when a municipal government employee was processing a marriage registration request from the man submitted the day before. The city government said it believed it mistakenly registered the man as his parents' eldest daughter at the time of his birth. The Izumo government has to wait until the request to correct the man's registration is approved by the central government. Because the man is registered as a woman, his request to register his marriage has been temporarily suspended.
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Postby james » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:26 am

i suppose then at the ward office that's when you'd pull down your pants, whip it out and then say "well wtf do you think this is?"..

at least this mistake can be corrected because the guy actually has a family register and isn't in some beaurocratic legal limbo like the woman without one who can't get a passport etc..
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Postby alicia454 » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:40 am

james wrote:i suppose then at the ward office that's when you'd pull down your pants, whip it out and then say "well wtf do you think this is?"...

Ah, that explains why I see so many Japanese salary-men urinating on the street late at night. It is that they can prove to themselves and others that they do indeed have something between their legs, even if it small. :D

Seriously though, why is it that men who have larger bladders are not able to hold it in and have to piss on the street like animals, and women with much smaller bladders are able to wait until their reach the nearest restroom?

With the popularity of Yaoi and Yuri in mainstream Japanese culture, it is surprizing that gay marriages are not allowed here, as they are allowed in progressive western nations were homosexuality is still less cultural acceptable.

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Postby james » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:29 pm

alicia454 wrote:Seriously though, why is it that men who have larger bladders are not able to hold it in and have to piss on the street like animals,


because we can.

alicia454 wrote:and women with much smaller bladders are able to wait until their reach the nearest restroom?


that's because they're constantly requesting their s.o. to go out of their way to the "nearest" restroom every 45 minutes.
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:46 pm

alicia454 wrote:Seriously though, why is it that men who have larger bladders are not able to hold it in and have to piss on the street like animals, and women with much smaller bladders are able to wait until their reach the nearest restroom?



It's not a matter of not being able to. We pee where we want because we can.

If you had a nozzle to pee where you wanted, you'd do it too. Unfortunately, women must disrobe or perform serious maneuvers to urinate.
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Postby dimwit » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:50 pm

The city office has done this to my son and until today I never had a second thought about it. Maybe after I finish my taxes and need to start looking for someone to get pissed at, I should them a visit.
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Postby alicia454 » Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:29 pm

American Oyaji wrote:It's not a matter of not being able to. We pee where we want because we can.
If you had a nozzle to pee where you wanted, you'd do it too. Unfortunately, women must disrobe or perform serious maneuvers to urinate.

Yuck, what pigs. Its a good thing that men don't also have nozzles attached to their butts, or else there would be human feces all over the streets and sidewalks.

Just because it is easier for men to be pigs does not give them an excuse to do so. Personally I think that urinating in public is far worse than going insane and skinny dripping into the dirty palace moat, since it leave the streets, sidewalks, building walls, etc. all covered with urine. If the Japanese police started to arrest and charge or heavily fine men that were publicly urinating, I'm sure that most men here would think twice and hold it in more. In Singapore where public urination carries a $1000 fine, men are a lot less piggish.

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:24 pm

Alicia,

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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:22 pm

BTW, Alicia, the only time I've done that is after getting drunk and going from one place to another place to drink and I'd find an alley. I just don't whip it out anywhere.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:47 pm

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It is common to find both men and women urinating outdoors in Africa, Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia, and sometimes also in the United Kingdom, because of lack of toilet facilities. However in India and many other places girls and women are told to control urine whereas men from all ages urinate in public because no facilities are found.

Females typically feel a need to urinate more than males on account of their (usually) smaller bladders.

Girls should be told not to hold urine when they have the urge and they should be allowed to urinate in public when there are no facilities available. Otherwise, this may lead to UTI and serious complications.

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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:51 pm

Back to the original topic, this from the Asahi:

Officials said it would take about a week to fix the mistake
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Postby CrankyBastard » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:55 pm

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alicia454 wrote:Yuck, what [SIZE="4"][color="Red"]pigs.[/color][/SIZE] Its a good thing that men don't also have nozzles attached to their butts, or else there would be human feces all over the streets and sidewalks.

Just because it is easier for men to be [color="red"][color="red"][SIZE="4"]pigs[/SIZE][/color][/color] does not give them an excuse to do so.


Pardon my asking but, what is it you have against pigs?
If I were to call you a sow, would or wouldn't that be offensive to sows?

Had you said that some men behave worse than pigs, I would agree.
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Postby dimwit » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:32 pm

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It looks like Taro's been shaving his back again, I suppose to get in tune his feminine side.
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Postby Greji » Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:14 pm

alicia454 wrote: In Singapore where public urination carries a $1000 fine, men are a lot less piggish.


It's all about being able to stand and piss, as I said in the other post:
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Postby james » Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:52 pm

alicia454 wrote:Yuck, what pigs. Its a good thing that men don't also have nozzles attached to their butts, or else there would be human feces all over the streets and sidewalks.

Just because it is easier for men to be pigs does not give them an excuse to do so.


fmeh. i'd honestly rather talk with a pig than a fucking prude.

p.s. it's also a gratifying notion that every time one of you city slickers eats some rice, there's a wholesome bit of james sprinkled on for good measure :)
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:43 pm

alicia454 wrote:In Singapore where public urination carries a $1000 fine, men are a lot less piggish.

Been there, done that. I did it more for the thrill effect than anything else but I really had to go at the time. By the way, Singapore being the cleanest place on earth is such bullcrap.
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Postby Greji » Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:18 pm

james wrote:fmeh. i'd honestly rather talk with a pig than a fucking prude.

p.s. it's also a gratifying notion that every time one of you city slickers eats some rice, there's a wholesome bit of james sprinkled on for good measure :)


I thought my koshihikari has been a little soggy. It's also been very amai. You been checked for tonyou byou lately?
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Postby Behan » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:23 pm

dimwit wrote:Image

It looks like Taro's been shaving his back again, I suppose to get in tune his feminine side.


The FG in the middle of the pic seems to be enjoying the whole situation the most. And the cop on the left seems to be looking at the man's nether regions. Great pic.
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Postby james » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:54 pm

Greji wrote:I thought my koshihikari has been a little soggy. It's also been very amai. You been checked for tonyou byou lately?
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hmm... i must have sprinkled the wrong stuff.
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Postby Typhoon » Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:26 pm

alicia454 wrote:Ah, that explains why I see so many Japanese salary-men urinating on the street late at night. It is that they can prove to themselves and others that they do indeed have something between their legs, even if it small. :D

Seriously though, why is it that men who have larger bladders are not able to hold it in and have to piss on the street like animals, and women with much smaller bladders are able to wait until their reach the nearest restroom?

Because if I could do it all over again, I'd do it all over you.
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:46 pm

alicia454 wrote:Seriously though, why is it that men who have larger bladders are not able to hold it in and have to piss on the street like animals, and women with much smaller bladders are able to wait until their reach the nearest restroom

Hey Alicia, you too can get a penis:

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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:22 am

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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:09 am

IkemenTommy wrote:GomiGirl?


You rang?

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Postby Greji » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:02 am

GomiGirl wrote:You rang?

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Tommy was just wondering how Lurk got pictures of your latest product before it had hit the FG market.....
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