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Children Get Lessons In Taking A Japanese Dump

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:44 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]Asahi: Old-fashioned toilets a new challenge for children
Teachers and staff at kindergartens, daycare centers and elementary schools nationwide are taking on the task of toilet training youngsters, many of whom are unable to use traditional Japanese-style squat toilets. While Western-style seat toilets have become prevalent in most homes and public washrooms, when it comes to schools, the squat toilet continues to be the dominant fixture, thus, the need for special courses in relieving one's self. "You only need to roll your pants down to your knees," said a 30-year-old nurse at Tsukide daycare center in Kumamoto, as she gently gave instructions to a child from outside a toilet cubicle... Staff first noticed something was wrong about 10 years ago, as lines started to form in front of the Western-style toilets, while the Japanese toilets had few takers. Then, when the children did use the squat toilet, the sight was often not a pretty one, as children would squat facing the wrong end of the toilet, or would sit inside the basin. Some could not get themselves to squat properly over the basin and ended up missing the target, while others, out of desperation, would attempt to relieve themselves of solid waste at the urinal...more...
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:10 pm

Mulboyne wrote: Some could not get themselves to squat properly over the basin and ended up missing the target, while others, out of desperation, would attempt to relieve themselves of solid waste at the urinal...more...


why bother trying to teach them how to hit the target? they'll just grow up to be salarymen who piss in alleys anyway...
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Postby Greji » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:43 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:why bother trying to teach them how to hit the target? they'll just grow up to be salarymen who piss in alleys anyway...


My, aren't we contrite as we count down the days to blast off......
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:50 pm

Greji wrote:My, aren't we contrite as we count down the days to blast off......
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absolutely not! my observations on the japanese pissing habits are just as astute now as they were when i arrived!

and tell me i'm not right!!! you KNOW i am!
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Postby baka tono » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:50 pm

Just get rid of the squatty potty then. Problem solved.
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Postby Greji » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:07 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:absolutely not! my observations on the japanese pissing habits are just as astute now as they were when i arrived!

and tell me i'm not right!!! you KNOW i am!


Ahh, I don't normally take that particular tour, as watching J-fellows take a whiz in the hedgerows is not high on my things-to-do list. However, to try to be understanding, the next time you go on the "Let's watch Hashimoto Swartz piss in an alley" Tour. Let me know...
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:why bother trying to teach them how to hit the target? they'll just grow up to be salarymen who piss in alleys anyway...

Because it's much more fun when you know it's wrong.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:58 pm

Greji wrote:Ahh, I don't normally take that particular tour, as watching J-fellows take a whiz in the hedgerows is not high on my things-to-do list. However, to try to be understanding, the next time you go on the "Let's watch Hashimoto Swartz piss in an alley" Tour. Let me know...
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Why the hell would anyone even think about wanting to squat? What are the benefits? Can't read the paper, can't relax, can't enjoy the wash-lets, if you have "Irreversible bowel syndrome" squating ain't gonna cut it. :cool:
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Postby nottu » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:12 pm

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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:01 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:Why the hell would anyone even think about wanting to squat? What are the benefits? Can't read the paper, can't relax, can't enjoy the wash-lets, if you have "Irreversible bowel syndrome" squating ain't gonna cut it. :cool:


Sure you can read and relax, but you gotta be flexible.

I prefer a squat toilet. Why?

More comes out easier with less strain. Won't go into any more detail than that.

Also, they are easier to clean.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:35 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Sure you can read and relax, but you gotta be flexible.

I prefer a squat toilet. Why?


American Oyaji wrote:More comes out easier with less strain. Won't go into any more detail than that.


I still don't know if I prefer. But while I was enjoying a food poisoning during vacations in Korea. Most of the sightseeing loos where squat type. And somehow I think it was making the situation a wee bit easier.
Highway loos were mostly... incredible... I took pictures... they were soo gorgeous... and cleaner than my kitchen (not exaclty difficult you might say). The only thing missing was electric plug for the notebook... you had to use the washlet plug...

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American Oyaji wrote:Also, they are easier to clean.


Esapecially when you miss the target... but then again... with the western kind you cant miss it. unless you'r to drunk to even sit...


(*) yeah one day I will write a book on how I met the most cutestest ER doctor in a remote lost town and can't even remember her name. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MEET THESE KIND OF ANGELS while your anus is playing a black tide in your underwear... My wife was somehow more interested in the nurses... not a S1 movie material unfortunately... Just the fact that they seemed to have clues about how to do their jobs... I think she was ready to adopt half a dozen to put in her team... I would have gladly jumped for joy if the abdominal pain had not been so intense.
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Postby Ketou » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:03 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:absolutely not! my observations on the japanese pissing habits are just as astute now as they were when i arrived!

and tell me i'm not right!!! you KNOW i am!


You're right.
I was always impressed with the Japanese shop keepers using water to clean the shop fronts every morning. Now I know it's just to hose away the piss and vomit from the night before.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:37 am

American Oyaji wrote:I prefer a squat toilet. Why?

Good quad exercising and you get to work on your balances.
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:42 am

I'm not so sure that Japanese kids have totally mastered western toilets either:

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Postby james » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:28 am

i think we must be one of the last houses in japan that still has a squatter and not something from the starship enterprise.

basically we have an old house in an old village but my wife's parents are not so old as to have needed doing renovations yet. most houses here are either new enough that they'd have a western toilet or even if the house is old, the inhabitants are even moreso so they've upgraded at least the washroom.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:18 am

American Oyaji wrote:Sure you can read and relax, but you gotta be flexible.

I prefer a squat toilet. Why?

More comes out easier with less strain. Won't go into any more detail than that.

Also, they are easier to clean.


I dunno, after eating a concoction of Okonomiyaki and Natto my turds come out fairly easy and I don't even have to break a sweat reading "Tom Clancy."
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:40 am

American Oyaji wrote:Sure you can read and relax, but you gotta be flexible.

I prefer a squat toilet. Why?

More comes out easier with less strain. Won't go into any more detail than that.

Also, they are easier to clean.


definitely the visual that i wanted this early in the morning.
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:06 am

Didn't take long for me to figure out the whole toliet slipper situation in Japan. Going into the bathroom at my school at the end of the day I was distrubed by the amount of piss on the floor. But then again how accurate can you be with a derringer.
Yeah, its weird to see a person use a go into the squat style stall over the western-style but i guess you got to go with what you are comfortable with.
I am not really sure where I am going, I just hope that when I get there, I can sit down because I am sure my feet will be tired.
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Postby Greji » Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:38 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:definitely the visual that i wanted this early in the morning.
:rolleyes:


How about my mate who after consuming most of Suntory's total production for a given day, attempted to take a dump on a J-styled squatter and between balance and aiming problems, managed quite successfully to drop his entire load into the back of his lowered trousers.

That do anything for your morning?
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:41 am

Greji wrote:How about my mate who after consuming most of Suntory's total production for a given day, attempted to take a dump on a J-styled squatter and between balance and aiming problems, managed quite successfully to drop his entire load into the back of his lowered trousers.

That do anything for your morning?
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Postby Kanchou » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:04 pm

I think squat toilets are fine for ladies wearing skirts, but for the pants-wearing population it's just not how it should be done. I found myself having to maintain a careful balance between shitting in/on my pants and falling backwards, while holding myself up by the plumbing.

Not to mention the discomfort that comes from putting your junk at the same level as the bottom of the stall door (which they didn't bother to make flush with the floor). Seriously, WTF? It's bad enough for guys, but that just seems almost criminal for women in public bathrooms.
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:52 pm

Kanchou wrote:Not to mention the discomfort that comes from putting your junk at the same level as the bottom of the stall door (which they didn't bother to make flush with the floor). Seriously, WTF? It's bad enough for guys, but that just seems almost criminal for women in public bathrooms.


Makes good upskirt videos for all those sickos who get off to girls going to the bathroom.
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Postby pheyton » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:06 pm

So wtf do you do when you have a poo-cano and only about 4" between your ass and porcelain?

Acually I heard from my old roomate that those squatters are egonomically correct. Same position our bothers in the primate world use. Personally I prefer the One.....

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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:10 pm

Greji wrote:How about my mate who after consuming most of Suntory's total production for a given day, attempted to take a dump on a J-styled squatter and between balance and aiming problems, managed quite successfully to drop his entire load into the back of his lowered trousers.

That do anything for your morning?
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No, but it provided a very pleasant chuckle and I'm sure my dreams will reflect it.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:47 pm

Greji wrote:How about my mate who after consuming most of Suntory's total production for a given day, attempted to take a dump on a J-styled squatter and between balance and aiming problems, managed quite successfully to drop his entire load into the back of his lowered trousers.

That do anything for your morning?
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besides make me even more glad that i'm escaping from japan? :p
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Postby omae mona » Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:48 pm

Ah, this harkens back to my first post ever on FG where I posted an educational multimedia link about the right way to do it.

While I don't get many chances to put this into practice, I've had a perfect record of error-free usage (even had a successful run today). I haven't tried it drunk yet, though.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:17 pm

I had a bad experience one day. My girl and I were coming back from the mountains and it must have been something I ate, but I suddenly had to go REAL bad. I mean, it was painful. But then we ended up behind this big ass truck that was moving slow as hell and I was clutching my gut, sweating bullets, and screaming. We finally found a store with a toilet in back and I sprinted there from the car. Of course they only had a sqauter available and not having time to position my pants correctly I just took them off completely and went for it. Unfortunately, my bowels couldn't wait till I was fully squatted and my ass erupted with the worst case of explosive diarrhea in history. I hit the back wall and just sprayed the fucking floor. The blast zone missed my pants by an inch.

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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:25 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:How's that for imagery?



Do you think you could repeat that on camera for the next season of Jackass? :D
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:07 pm

Were the first words out of you mouth after that, "Holy shit," or something like that?
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