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Sapporo Crabs: "Sensuous To The Point of Perversion"

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Sapporo Crabs: "Sensuous To The Point of Perversion"

Postby Mulboyne » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:34 pm

[floatr]Image[/floatr]Guardian: Rory MacLean reviews "Sushi and Beyond"
...Intrigued by Oriental longevity, and worried about his own expanding Western waistline, Booth decided to travel across Japan, discovering "methodically, greedily" the secrets of its national cuisine. Over a period of three months, he lunched with Sumo wrestlers, massaged the world's most expensive cows and visited a dog café. He met celebrity rock star chefs. He learnt about the sake crisis and MSG. He dropped by a parasite museum and the world's largest cookery school. He shopped at the Tsukiji fish market. He even risked a serving of notorious fugu puffer fish...He came to understand the fundamental importance of the seasons in its food, the obsession with freshness and simplicity, even the spiritual meaning of rice...Booth found himself haunted by the elusive flavour of Sapporo crabs ("sensuous to the point of perversion"). He grew to appreciate the vast range of ramen noodles (while learning to slurp in appreciation). Above all, he was transformed by his meal at Mibu, Japan's finest restaurant which guests may attend only on invitation from the owner. The "transcendent" meal at Mibu was "a seismic moment in my life as an eater", he wrote, where he enjoyed the best sashimi, aubergine, eel and dashi he'd ever tasted. The flavours and aroma literally made him shudder with pleasure "like a mini-orgasm"...more...

"Sushi and Beyond: What the Japanese Know About Cooking" by Michael Booth
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:40 pm

I was about to start whining about this guy sounded like a total douche to drag his, "two fussy eaters under the age of six, he and his wife travel the length of Japan" to enjoy "cod sperm, whale penis and octopus ice cream," but then I saw that the book in listed in Amazon as"Humour".

The book is just a set-up for Japan as a culinary straight man, to the author's instant-expert monolingual cheap shots and equally absurd gastronomic genuflecting---The book seems to be a pretentious, foodie version of Dave Berry Does Japan.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:26 am

I smell trouble when Booth and crabs are both in the same subject.
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Postby Adhesive » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:08 am

Taro Toporific wrote:I was about to start whining about this guy sounded like a total douche to drag his, "two fussy eaters under the age of six, he and his wife travel the length of Japan" to enjoy "cod sperm, whale penis and octopus ice cream," but then I saw that the book in listed in Amazon as"Humour".

The book is just a set-up for Japan as a culinary straight man, to the author's instant-expert monolingual cheap shots and equally absurd gastronomic genuflecting---The book seems to be a pretentious, foodie version of Dave Berry Does Japan.


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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:30 am

Mulboyne wrote:Booth found himself haunted by the elusive flavour of Sapporo crabs ("sensuous to the point of perversion").
I got crabs from that bitch Noriko after I drank a whole lot of Sapporo. Sure it was perverted, but believe me there was nothing sensuous about the whole experience. It still haunts me.
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Postby Greji » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:02 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:I got crabs from that bitch Noriko after I drank a whole lot of Sapporo. Sure it was perverted, but believe me there was nothing sensuous about the whole experience. It still haunts me.


Hey Doc, you're talking Noriko here. Whether you're drinking Sapporo, or in Sapporo, Nori-chan always requires a side dish of Blue Ointment. She got stuff running around in her knickers that you can't kill with an AK-47...
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:33 am

Greji wrote:Nori-chan always requires a side dish of Blue Ointment.
I've only been using Gold Bond. No wonder!
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