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Drunken Nikolai Morozov To Insult Japan

Postby Takechanpoo » Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:31 pm

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According to this blog, Japan figure skate coach Nikolai Morozov, proud Russian, got drunk and insulted Japan.
Morozov "So what do you think about Japan losing to Korea today?"
Yoshida "Yu-Na was great today, but it's not a war. It is just a skating competition."
Morozov "You're stupid to come all the way from Japan to see this competition. Japanese people are stupid. Japan is losing everything. What does Japan have? Toyota? Nissan? Sony? Panasonic? That's all. I hate Japanese. If I had a button to make like Hiroshima and Nagasaki, I blow up Tokyo, Osaka and the whole of Japan. Stupid country."

Yoshida's friend "But you've got some Japanese students. What about Miki (Ando)?"
Morozov "Miki is exceptional."


"What does Japan have? Toyota? Nissan? Sony? Panasonic? That's all."
eh? Pardon? You are Russian, aren't you? eh? Don't make me laugh, please friend.
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Postby wuchan » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:05 am

Takechanpoo wrote:
"What does Japan have? Toyota? Nissan? Sony? Panasonic? That's all."
eh? Pardon? You are Russian, aren't you? eh? Don't make me laugh, please friend.
:lol:

um............. Steel for cars comes from the US. Programers for the J-products are mostly foreign. Two of the companies you threw out have white CEOs. And Russia is sitting on the largest oil field on the planet.


So, what exactly does japan bring to the table other than undercover slave labor?
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Postby Coligny » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:16 am

wuchan wrote:um............. Steel for cars comes from the US. Programers for the J-products are mostly foreign. Two of the companies you threw out have white CEOs. And Russia is sitting on the largest oil field on the planet.


So, what exactly does japan bring to the table other than undercover slave labor?


uyokus... and hillarious ones at that... this afternoon I followed one of their black vans... blaring some icecream-truck style music... apparently a commercial for the JR shinkansen... still laughing and trying to figure out what that clusterfuck was all aboot...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:33 am

Takechanpoo wrote:"What does Japan have? Toyota? Nissan? Sony? Panasonic? That's all."
eh? Pardon? You are Russian, aren't you? eh? Don't make me laugh, please friend.
:lol:

Russia has oil and export a shit load of ropongi blue-eyed blond hoestesses that'll do anything for money from the Japanese shachos. That's about it, my friend.
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Postby fooj » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:20 am

BAH! Only Toyota?! Only Sony?! This guy knows shit!

He forgot manga and porn, very proud Japanese exports.

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:19 am

I think spending a lifetime in body-hugging pantsuits covered in glitter and spangles may have affected this guy's mind...if he really did make such comments, he's a fucking idiot.
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Postby Hikonejou » Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:52 am

He's just bent and bitter because Miki didn't give up the booty...
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Postby kusai Jijii » Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:54 am

Hikonejou wrote:He's just bent and bitter because Miki didn't give up the booty...

What makes you so sure Miki didn't chop it up?
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Postby xenomorph42 » Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:27 am

wuchan wrote:um............. Steel for cars comes from the US. Programers for the J-products are mostly foreign. Two of the companies you threw out have white CEOs. And Russia is sitting on the largest oil field on the planet.


So, what exactly does japan bring to the table other than undercover slave labor?


ROBOTS that Japan makes to replace the slave laborers. ;)
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Postby Yokohammer » Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:42 am

This is from some guy's private blog!

Not exactly a "reliable source" I'd say.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:03 am

Yokohammer wrote:This is from some guy's private blog!

Not exactly a "reliable source" I'd say.


Still better than Fox News usually... (and maybe also bloomberg TV)
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Postby xenomorph42 » Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:28 am

Coligny wrote:Still better than Fox News usually... (and maybe also bloomberg TV)


Be nice, be nice.
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Postby dimwit » Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:48 am

Yokohammer wrote:This is from some guy's private blog!

Not exactly a "reliable source" I'd say.


Sounds like someone is jealous about Morozov getting a leg over Miki.
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Postby Yokohammer » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:03 am

dimwit wrote:Sounds like someone is jealous about Morozov getting a leg over Miki.

That thought did occur to me.
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Postby Hikonejou » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:27 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:What makes you so sure Miki didn't chop it up?


Ok fine, if she did, then she probably sucked his dick for 10 seconds, then stopped, giving him the worst case of "Blue Balls" EVER!

Ah the Agony!!!
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