Runaways

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:11 pm

After years of having my ears pounded by off-tone ojisan of this ilk warbling about "Lunaway," it's almost good to see runaways of a different sortare making news nowadays.

by **Christoff** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:16 pm

where do I sign up for said service?

by **Coligny** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:41 pm

Christoff wrote:where do I sign up for said service?

seconded.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:08 pm

Of course, they're all bullshit, but if you want to get a start on wasting your time pursuing this angle.....(link NSFW)

by **bornbitter** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:29 pm

Just what I need in my apartment, a trashy underaged Japanese girl from a dysfunctional home who still smells like the bastard that took her in the night before.

by **Coligny** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:21 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Of course, they're all bullshit, but if you want to get a start on wasting your time pursuing this angle.....(link NSFW)

Damn... it's all in chinese from japan... i'll pass...

by **Coligny** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:24 pm

bornbitter wrote:Just what I need in my apartment, a trashy underaged Japanese girl from a dysfunctional home who still smells like the bastard that took her in the night before.

With the perpetual state of full scale war ongoing between my cats nobody would notice...

[SIZE="1"](send bandages please...)[/SIZE]

by **Christoff** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:17 pm

where do i sign up the OL's that are running away from their office and just need to get laid?

by **Mike Oxlong** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:54 pm

Christoff wrote:where do i sign up the OL's that are running away from their office and just need to get laid?

They usually run away using their monthly menstrual leave - maybe not the best time to meet them... :twisted:

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:31 pm

I actually had a 16 year old runaway in Saitama indirectly hit me up for some money and a place to stay one time. She said she had run away from home, was staying with some friends, but needed to come up with 2 man yen for rent by the next day or they'd kick her out. Then she wanted to know if I lived in the area.

by **Iraira** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:35 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I actually had a 16 year old runaway in Saitama indirectly hit me up for some money and a place to stay one time. She said she had run away from home, was staying with some friends, but needed to come up with 2 man yen for rent by the next day or they'd kick her out. Then she wanted to know if I lived in the area.

completely rude of you to leave Greji hanging mid-wank....finish the story, please.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:38 pm

Iraira wrote:completely rude of you to leave Greji hanging mid-wank....finish the story, please.

Well of course I didn't take her up on the offer ...

that was before 7-11 had 24 hour ATMs and I didn't have the cash.

by **Iraira** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:42 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Well of course I didn't take her up on the offer ...

that was before 7-11 had 24 hour ATMs and I didn't have the cash.

I've realized that all those 16 year olds eventually become 18 or 20...or whatever the legal age in this town is....cultivate for future harvesting.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:53 pm

Iraira wrote:whatever the legal age in this town is....

Until just a few years ago, it was [SIZE="5"]12[/SIZE] :jawdrop:

by **Iraira** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:00 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Until just a few years ago, it was [SIZE="5"]12[/SIZE]

Shit, that even beats Georgia (US), but can you marry your first cousin in Tokyo? I do declares that y'can (could) in Ji-or-ji-ah!

by **dimwit** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:12 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Until just a few years ago, it was [SIZE="5"]12[/SIZE]

Hell why wasn't yeah a gent before and spread the gospell. I reckon I done waitin fer wives 1, 2, and 7, years until they was 15.

by **Iraira** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:37 pm

dimwit wrote:

Hell why wasn't yeah a gent before and spread the gospell. I reckon I done waitin fer wives 1, 2, and 7, years until they was 15.

Multiple wives is a great concept in theory. I mean, you can assign various tasks to those best qualified (don't give the cooking chore to the one who is clearly better suited to operate the vacuum). However, in reality, they WILL organize and the gami gami will be non stop. Don't think you can be a cult leader and have 10 or so nubile mentally unstable 20 year olds in your house worshiping you, unless you are really gifted in the region. Still, mentally unstable girls are a problem no matter what, as they tend to collect stray cats. Allergies not withstanding, what was I talking about? Yeah, more proof that Mormonism is clearly not a key to everlasting peace under one roof.

I sense red snot coming...lucky I didn't bash on Scientology. Just sad that another 3-day weekend is over.

by **Christoff** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:00 am

Im pretty sure the national age of consent is only 13 (but may be altered by prefecture)

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:08 pm

Christoff wrote:Im pretty sure the national age of consent is only 13 (but may be altered by prefecture)

Indeed, Christoff, you are correct.

I'm sure up in the mountains in places like Nagano and little Hokkaido villagers there are lots and lots of kissing cousins, too. Why do you think there are so many cross-eyed people in this country?

by **Christoff** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:26 pm

crop circles?

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