Don't be a Swine Flu Sissy

[2triky]

INFLU: The Flu Collector™



Swine flu: do you have it yet? No? Well why not? You need to get yourself an INFLU mask, stat.

The INFLU is like any of the others masks the paranoid public is wearing to combat H1N1, except that it's not for total pussies:

Plan your sickness, develop antibodies for the flu and strengthen your immune system the natural way. The INFLU flu collector mask increases the prospect of getting the Swine flu (H1N1) as well as the regular seasonal flu with several hundred percent.



Your planned immunity comes by way of a battery-powered fan, which "increases the intake of viruses in ambient air through the respiratory system."

There is no flaw with this: the plan, or the joke

[GuyJean]

These look more stylish..



(Note: if you could provide a link to the source of the post, it's really helpful. Sometimes I like to read the full article. Thanks! )

GJ

[2triky]

These look more stylish..



(Note: if you could provide a link to the source of the post, it's really helpful. Sometimes I like to read the full article. Thanks! )

GJ

Sure, no problem. In this case I did post the full article as I found it, but here is the link nonetheless:

http://gizmodo.com/5415276/influ-the-flu-collector