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Postby aquamarine » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:31 pm

haha
Oh well, different strokes for different Ozzies I guess.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:59 pm

I'm not the one who's been handing out red snots, but I found it a bit alarming. The Oz I knew used to be able to laugh at itself while taking the piss out of others, too. Is it that jingoistic down there now?
I thought SJ's comment was hilarious (and brilliantly self-deprecating at the same time).
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Postby Adhesive » Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:03 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I got a red snot with the following comment from what I can only assume was a disgruntled Aussie: Here's to another 9/11 you fat yankee fuck.
:lol:

Of course he didn't leave his handle.


And here I thought my red snot was from an anonymous Arkansan!
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Postby Yokohammer » Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:46 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I got a red snot with the following comment from what I can only assume was a disgruntled Aussie: Here's to another 9/11 you fat yankee fuck.
:lol:

Of course he didn't leave his handle.

Couldn't have been a "true" Aussie, who'd either have a good laugh or not give a shit.

Anyway, my apologies on behalf of the new breed of uptight can't-take-a-joke pseudo Aussies that seem to be increasing in numbers lately. Bunch of bores.
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Postby Ketou » Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:50 am

Yokohammer wrote:Couldn't have been a "true" Aussie, who'd either have a good laugh or not give a shit.

Anyway, my apologies on behalf of the new breed of uptight can't-take-a-joke pseudo Aussies that seem to be increasing in numbers lately. Bunch of bores.


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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:26 am

I'm with you guys. I'd even go so far as to say that an inability to self-deprecate is un-Australian.
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Postby Greji » Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:36 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I'm with you guys. I'd even go so far as to say that an inability to self-deprecate is un-Australian.


Isn't drinking, screwing and self-deprecation required under the constitution, with the threat of loss of citizenship for non-compliance?
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Postby sublight » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:27 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I got a red snot with the following comment from what I can only assume was a disgruntled Aussie: Here's to another 9/11 you fat yankee fuck.
:lol:

Of course he didn't leave his handle.

Must have been the same guy that just left me a red snot yesterday. I didn't get a neat comment with mine, though :(
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Postby Greji » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:36 pm

sublight wrote:Must have been the same guy that just left me a red snot yesterday. I didn't get a neat comment with mine, though :(


It's another shot by the "Masked Red Snotter." I've gotten a couple of red turds for some really nothing posts, which is quite amazing for some of the shit I've posted that went completely untouched....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:14 pm

Greji wrote:Isn't drinking, screwing and self-deprecation required under the constitution, with the threat of loss of citizenship for non-compliance?
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I'm a Mick....we have self-deprivation, too.
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Postby Greji » Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:15 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I'm a Mick....we have self-deprivation, too.

Is that when you gotta pour your own pint?
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Postby Adhesive » Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:01 am

"I would make all my subordinates Americans and start a hamburger joint with great atmosphere. "
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:12 pm

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:04 pm

I swear to god, America and Australia are in a contest out stoopid each other:

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She had the curves of Venus de Milo, but her bare bosom drew an icy reception.

Cops ordered a New Jersey family to cover up their saucy snowlady after receiving a complaint that the frosty front yard figure was X-rated.

While neighboring snowmen were allowed to flaunt their nudity with coal-eyed jauntiness, Elisa Gonzalez and her kids heeded the warning from the fashion police.

They dressed their controversial snowlady in a green bikini top and hip-hiding blue sarong.


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Postby Ketou » Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:13 pm

Honestly...how is it that we are heading back to Victorian morals??
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:25 pm

Put the glasses on! Put 'em on!
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:16 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I swear to god, America and Australia are in a contest out stoopid each other:

:rofl:

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Samurai_Jerk again."
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Postby Christoff » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:24 am

FG Lurker wrote::rofl:

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Samurai_Jerk again."



Im not sure if I am suppose to vote for the home team here, but we have military bases in jp so I guess we out stupid you. U.S.A, U.S.A, U.S.A
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:34 pm

Christoff wrote:Im not sure if I am suppose to vote for the home team here, but we have military bases in jp so I guess we out stupid you. U.S.A, U.S.A, U.S.A

I'm neither Ozzie nor Yank so I have no horse in this race... Great spectator sport though!
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