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Postby 2triky » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:53 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:18 am

That's a good excuse for why I often smell of booze first thing in the morning.
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Postby 2triky » Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:32 am

Mulboyne wrote:That's a good excuse for why I often smell of booze first thing in the morning.


HAHA. Hilarious, man.
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Postby Yokohammer » Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:57 am

Ha!
Maybe we also need one with the faint scent of gutter.
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Postby Hikonejou » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:48 pm

SHIT!

Somebody send me an ENTIRE CASE to Houston Man!

Sake Olay!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:25 pm

Now all I need is cologne that makes you smell like a fresh shower so my girl doesn't wonder why my hair smells so good when I stumble home just before dawn.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:03 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Now all I need is cologne that makes you smell like a fresh shower so my girl doesn't wonder why my hair smells so good when I stumble home just before dawn.


A friend recommended lighter fuel for that. Set yourself on fire outside the front door and you have an excuse to go straight to the shower.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:20 pm

Mulboyne wrote:A friend recommended lighter fuel for that. Set yourself on fire outside the front door and you have an excuse to go straight to the shower.


Nice one! I'll have to give it a try a try someday. Luckily my lady seems to have a don't ask don't tell policy.
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Postby prolly » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:26 am

well i was intrigued enough to ask the gf to buy me a jar when she has the chance. of course like similar items i will use it once and then go back to the tried-and-true shaving cream with shaving brush.
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Postby 2triky » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:42 am

prolly wrote:well i was intrigued enough to ask the gf to buy me a jar when she has the chance. of course like similar items i will use it once and then go back to the tried-and-true shaving cream with shaving brush.


Please report back when appropriate.
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