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Strong Like Bull, Smart Like Tractor...

Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:48 pm

...Smooth Like Brick, Smell Like Goat.

[SIZE="4"]Ask a Korean! News: North Korean Special Forces[/SIZE]
Mr. Im Cheon-Yong (45) was a captain of North Korean Special Forces. He is relatively short -- not quite 170 cm [TK: 5' 7"] -- but had unusually large fists, reminiscent of a cartoon character. The fact that this reporter met an officer of North Korean military's special combat unit became even more real after he explained, "I practiced punching several thousand times a day." His handshake was firm and heavy.

Mr. Im spent 16 years at the assassination brigade of the "Storm Corps," headquartered in Deokcheon, Pyeong'annam-do. Each corps of North Korean military contains a special combat brigade, but Storm Corps is not a brigade under another corps. It is a special combat corps, comprised of elite members of the special forces.

Speaking of the size of North Korea's special forces, Mr. Im said, "each corps has one brigade, sometimes two. Each brigade has about 6000 to 8000 men, but the numbers vary," and said, "it's hard to be precise, but it is a sizable number." He added, "Other than Storm Corps, there are other special combat troops such as 4.25 Training Camp, 8.15 Training Camp, 108 Training Camp."

The training for special combat as told by Mr. Im was harsh as expected, and some parts beyond imagination. The training begins on 5 a.m. The fundamental of the training is to turn the entire body into steely firmness, and the basic part is training the fist.

Mr. Im said, "You would wrap a tree trunk with ropes, and keep punching it. You throw 5000 punches day and night -- do that for a month, the inside of your fist swells up until you can barely curl your fingers." He added, "Then you open a tin can and set it up on a stand. You keep punching the sharp part. When your hand turns into mush with blood and pus, you start punching a pile of salt. Repeat it, and your hands become like a stone." Mr. Im explained, "You punch the salt so that the salt would prevent the hand from rotting away with the blood." According to Mr. Im, with the hand trained like this "you can easily break 20 sheets of cement blocks, and you can kill a person with three punches." His hands would naturally make a fist throughout the interview. This reporter had to respectfully ask that he unclench his fist during the interview...
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:58 pm

Mr Im's fists of fury aren't going to be much use when a pimply geek in a caravan in Nevada sends a JDAM up his khyber.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:51 am

Mock Cockpit wrote:Mr Im's fists of fury aren't going to be much use when a pimply geek in a caravan in Nevada sends a JDAM up his khyber.


Why wasting a JDAM... just wait for winter... it's not like if they have food or heating...
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Postby matsuki » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:03 am

Coligny wrote:Why wasting a JDAM... just wait for winter... it's not like if they have food or heating...


Yeah, all they have to do it throw a ton of tainted meat over the DMZ and watch the cockroaches feed and take it back to their hive. :ninja4:
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