US Ninja Crime Spree

[Mulboyne]

Link to video

[Mulboyne]

While trying to find the news story on YouTube, I came across this:

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[plaid_knight]

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

[Rube]

I was watching a really bad ninja movie on tv and when the bad guy got killed I was like "That's the best death scene ever!!!" Apparently other people thought the same thing

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[plaid_knight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThpdB-W89gg&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsDqJQnGeOk&feature=player_embedded

If you are in the mood for cheesy ninja flicks, anything by Godfrey Ho is usually So Bad It's Good.

[Taro Toporific]

White Ninja crashes car into Greensboro, NC Apple store
tuaw.com | June 3rd 2011
A man reportedly dressed in a hooded white "ninja" outfit crashed his car into the Apple store in Greensboro, North Carolina. The accident occurred early Friday morning before the store was open. Witnesses who saw the accident claim that one man abandoned the car and fled the scene without taking any merchandise...more...