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New talking robot - or new sex toy for otaku?

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New talking robot - or new sex toy for otaku?

Postby BigInJapan » Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:31 am

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Today at Robotech 2011, Professor Sawada from Kagawa University in Japan demonstrates its talking robot, a robot capable to mimic and reproduce the natural human speech. Thanks to a clever set of different elements that duplicate human organs with the Lung/Trachea, Vocal Cords, Vocal Tract/Nasal Cavity, Professor Sawada and his team came up with a unique robot offering a natural speech reproduction.

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Am I the only one that thinks the aforementioned "robot" bears more than a passing resemblance to an "onani hole" (see below)?

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Postby IparryU » Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:53 am

that is what i thought it was at first....
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Postby osopolar » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:05 am

an onani hole that can vocalize gagging sounds.
what'll they think of next?!

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Postby Iraira » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:08 am

Seriously, smear some ruby red lipstick on Dr. Sawada's "invention" (where did he ever get the inspiration?) and she'd be completely pimpable.
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Postby Johnson » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:19 am

Once you've bought that shit you can download extra language features for a small fee. German for the real men or maybe some African dialect for those who like a little click. N'joy!
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Postby Greji » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:44 am

Iraira wrote:Seriously, smear some ruby red lipstick on Dr. Sawada's "invention" (where did he ever get the inspiration?) and she'd be completely pimpable.

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Postby IparryU » Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:58 pm

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Postby Ganma » Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:06 pm

They need to improve the holding device. If you get excited and miss the hole, your johnson is gonna get razored to pieces. :violin:
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Postby IparryU » Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:16 pm

Ganma wrote:They need to improve the holding device. If you get excited and miss the hole, your johnson is gonna get razored to pieces. :violin:


how about making an artificial face for money shots?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:54 pm

BigInJapan wrote:Am I the only one that thinks the aforementioned "robot" bears more than a passing resemblance to an "onani hole" (see below)?


Jeepers! I thought it was one of the big noses that Japanese TV intellectuals put on when they do whiteface gags.
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Postby sublight » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:25 am

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Postby IparryU » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:38 am

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I would pull out, but won't."
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