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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:31 pm

....at almost $100,000 a year. Sign me up.
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Postby Iraira » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:14 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:....at almost $100,000 a year. Sign me up.


I can sex Drosophila melanogaster, even recently eclosed adults, way before their cuticle hardens.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:00 pm

Iraira wrote:I can sex Drosophila melanogaster, even recently eclosed adults, way before their cuticle hardens.


I tried a couple of times but I just wasn't well hung enough to satisfy them so I gave up.
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Postby GomiGirl » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:38 pm

Great thread title.

Made ya look you dirty chook.
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Postby Russell » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:37 pm

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:38 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Made ya look you dirty chook


Hey, I rese[s]nt[/s]mble that!
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Postby Iraira » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:38 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I tried a couple of times but I just wasn't well hung enough to satisfy them so I gave up.


The females prefer an exoskeleton penis anyway, and when you're trying to seduce them, if they don't like you, they kick you in the face.
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Postby matsuki » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:45 am

Feather sexing is said to produce an accuracy level of nearly 100%, which means lower labor costs.

However, in Japan, the vent sexing method will remain, at least as long as there are students willing to learn the techniques and skill required to sex those chicks.


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Postby IparryU » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:27 am

there was a special on TV about this... fuckin nasty. they gots to pick up the baby chick, give 'em a nice squeeze to get them to squirt their shit out, then they look at their genitals to sex em.... not a cool job.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:29 am

IparryU wrote:there was a special on TV about this... fuckin nasty. they gots to pick up the baby chick, give 'em a nice squeeze to get them to squirt their shit out, then they look at their genitals to sex em.... not a cool job.


Beats teaching English.
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Postby IparryU » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:22 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Beats teaching English.
i second that... unless of course it consists of you meeting someone at a bar/club/where_the_fuck_ever and take her back to do some vocal exercises... that type of teaching engrish wouldn't be too much of a burdon...
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Postby Greji » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:38 pm

I insist on sexing all my Japanese chicks myself. Since the Haruna Ai fad has blossomed in the land of four seasons, one never knows what will turn up without an anal vent in Roppongi.

BTW the chick sexing market in the West Coast of the US and specifically California was almost 100% controlled by the indigenous Nisei population. It's hard to know what type of method of sexing they utilized as it was such a strictly controlled secret process.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:35 pm

Greji wrote:BTW the chick sexing market in the West Coast of the US and specifically California was almost 100% controlled by the indigenous Nisei population. :cool:


Maybe it's an innate cultural trait to be able to spot almost impercitible dicks?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:02 pm

imperceptible

Apologies...
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Postby Greji » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:10 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Apologies...

About what? Are we talking a cultural event undoing here, or just a small dick on a clucker????
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:18 pm

Greji wrote:About what?...a small dick on a clucker????
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I wish it were only the chooks...:(
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:16 am

More eggs:

Asahi: Young Japanese go abroad to donate eggs to infertile couples
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