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Smoking pedestrian pricks

Postby kamome » Tue Jun 18, 2002 11:57 pm

This April, Pharmacia KK, a pharmaceutical company based in Tokyo, surveyed 200 major corporations listed on the stock exchange about their smoking policies.


In case you're wondering why this particular company did the survey, it's because Pharmacia manufactures Nicorette, that gum that helps smokers quit their filthy, disgusting habit.

The author of the bill is Minshuto's Akira Nagatsuma, who was himself once burned by a cigarette. When he learned that young children had also been injured this way, he said he felt ``there is something fundamentally wrong about walking down a crowded street, swinging a hazardous flaming substance that emits intense heat.''


Yes, and I've been burned by a smoking pedestrian prick, too. Mostly, it's these frickin' oyaji who swing their hand out by their side while holding a cigarette. They are completely oblivious to what they're doing. And in Japan, where the sidewalks are very narrow and commuters are packed together as they walk to work, it's easy to get burned (or at least to choke on all the second hand smoke).
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Spit on Them

Postby GuyJean » Wed Jun 19, 2002 12:20 am

I've learned a new trick. When someone is puffing away while walking right in front of you on a crowded sidewalk, make a sound like your clearing your throat of some phlem. Then spit while emphasizing the sound. (In my trailer park, we called it 'hawking a lougie')

They usually turn around to see if you've spit on them.. Or you could REALLY spit on them?

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Not me...

Postby cstaylor » Wed Jun 19, 2002 1:20 am

kamome wrote:And in Japan, where the sidewalks are very narrow and commuters are packed together as they walk to work, it's easy to get burned (or at least to choke on all the second hand smoke)

Glad I live five minutes from work... no train, no bus, no hassle. Best of all, no crap cafeteria food. :wink:
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Postby kamome » Wed Jun 19, 2002 3:57 am

Glad I live five minutes from work... no train, no bus, no hassle. Best of all, no crap cafeteria food.


Well, if you're out in b.f.e. Kanagawa, it would be easy to live 5 minutes from work. :wink:
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Postby Crispy » Wed Jun 19, 2002 4:14 am

I'm even afraid to light up during a business meeting these days.

What, and diminish the proud tradition of the proverbial smoke-filled room?
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Postby cstaylor » Wed Jun 19, 2002 9:49 am

kamome wrote:Well, if you're out in b.f.e. Kanagawa, it would be easy to live 5 minutes from work. :wink:
Yes, Kanagawa has some very inaka areas... I live about a 15 minute train ride to Sakuragicho (Landmark Tower), so it's not as bad as b.f.e. It's not Tokyo, but hey, that's why I moved here (22 million people? Sorry, that's not for me).
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