Why has this hotdog got a vein in it?

[GomiGirl]

Well if he sold his bits for 20,000 yen x 5 = Y100,000 at least we have a pricing precedent.

So fellas, for how much would you sell your junk? I would think it would be significantly more than Y100,000.

[CrankyBastard]

Well if he sold his bits for 20,000 yen x 5 = Y100,000 at least we have a pricing precedent.

So fellas, for how much would you sell your junk? I would think it would be significantly more than Y100,000.

Well,...more than slightly used but, Y100,000 mmmm.........
Tell you what, I'll let you have a taste before we come to a decision.

[Russell]

Well if he sold his bits for 20,000 yen x 5 = Y100,000 at least we have a pricing precedent.

So fellas, for how much would you sell your junk? I would think it would be significantly more than Y100,000.

You sense a business opportunity, do you?!?

I bet there won't be many takers here, but you could always try to start a Rent-A-Dick...

[Coligny]

Well if he sold his bits for 20,000 yen x 5 = Y100,000 at least we have a pricing precedent.

So fellas, for how much would you sell your junk? I would think it would be significantly more than Y100,000.

Ask me Dj00ly after all she's zee one footing th3 billz...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Ask me Dj00ly after all she's zee one footing th3 billz...

And keeps your balls in her purse.

[Big Booger]

Any ladies frying up tits and clits?

[Coligny]

And keeps your balls in her purse.

She's more a backpack kind of girl... not enough place in a purse (neener neener...)

[Coligny]

Any ladies frying up tits and clits?

I've seen movies... don't go there... trust me on this one...

[wagyl]

A new development in an old story, but the fact that the article is tagged "Japanese Cuisine" is the real reason I have taken the effort to log in here again. That and the gratuitous stock photo of a simmering pot.

A man who cooked and served his own severed genitals to paying diners in Japan has been handed over to prosecutors on an allegation of indecent exposure, Tokyo police said on Tuesday.

[Taro Toporific]

--"O-kasamama, what what like this evening."

"Yes, I will have the dick."

--"How would you like that cooked?"

"Oh-my-god, raw is the only civilized way to eat dick!"

[wagyl]

On further thought, i am enjoying the image of the prosecutors' office struggling to come up with a charge. The best they can do is "he (well he still has a Y chromosome) exposed his sexy bits in public. They were mijin-giried and sauteed、but they were still on show to the people who were eating. Sure, people saw less than they could see in the 1969 movie Women in Love, but we can possibly get this guy on the pretty minor charge of indecent exposure". All because the mayor of Suginami felt the need to make a complaint.

[matsuki]

But police did not question the dishing out of the genitals, possibly because there is no law against cannibalism in Japan.

We Japanese....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

On further thought, i am enjoying the image of the prosecutors' office struggling to come up with a charge. The best they can do is "he (well he still has a Y chromosome) exposed his sexy bits in public. They were mijin-giried and sauteed、but they were still on show to the people who were eating. Sure, people saw less than they could see in the 1969 movie Women in Love, but we can possibly get this guy on the pretty minor charge of indecent exposure". All because the mayor of Suginami felt the need to make a complaint.

TIJ, so prosecutors will get him to confess to whatever charge is laid.
In a worst-case scenario, they can slap him with a public nuisance ordinance violation for acting in a manner against accepted social norms, but they must be confident of getting him on the more serious charge.
You're right, though. He shouldn't be charged, regardless of how gross the whole thing was.

[GomiGirl]

TIJ, so prosecutors will get him to confess to whatever charge is laid.

He needs to enjoy it as it is the only way he ever gonna get laid these days...