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World beating wankers - Japan No.1!

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Postby GomiGirl » Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:36 pm

So the girlfriend actually uses her time productively making clothes, cooking etc and he sit there and jerks off for hours at a time.

Yeah - he is a keeper. :shakeh:
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Re: World beating wankers - Japan No.1!

Postby matsuki » Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:58 pm

Productive, yes....interested in sex, nope. They're perfect for each other.
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Re: World beating wankers - Japan No.1!

Postby yanpa » Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:00 pm

They'll make perfect 夫婦 :idea:
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Re: World beating wankers - Japan No.1!

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:03 pm

Thread reminded me of a joke...

Teacher asked the class to spell a 12 letter word!
Kid Says: Masturbation!
Teacher Says: WOW! That's a mouth full!?!
Kid says: No! you're thinking of "blow job!"
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Re: World beating wankers - Japan No.1!

Postby gaijinpunch » Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:09 pm

GomiGirl wrote:So the girlfriend actually uses her time productively making clothes, cooking etc and he sit there and jerks off for hours at a time.

Yeah - he is a keeper. :shakeh:


Given the current state of things I'm sure there's tons of J-ho's that would like a nice, giving boyfriend that would just mind his own business and stroke his schlong. Not sure about keeping times or not.
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Re: World beating wankers - Japan No.1!

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:24 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:So the girlfriend actually uses her time productively making clothes, cooking etc and he sit there and jerks off for hours at a time.

Yeah - he is a keeper. :shakeh:


Given the current state of things I'm sure there's tons of J-ho's that would like a nice, giving boyfriend that would just mind his own business and stroke his schlong. Not sure about keeping times or not.


Given that his sex skill set is entirely based around stroking his own cock, I am not surprised that the GF is not interested. She would be trying to compete with his dick for attention. In most things, a little give and take is worth it. People are quick to judge the chick for not being interested, perhaps she might be if he was a bit more interested in her lady parts. How she could be in a relationship without sex is beyond me.

It always amuses me how guys blame the chicks for cutting off the sex.. some of the responsibility is with the guy to ensure that while they are having sex, she is also having a good enough time to want to repeat it. But no-one wants to hear that the reason she is not wanting to have sex is cos the guy is crap at it.

Choco would probably agree that the best way to get lots of action with somebody other than yourself or your tenga is to know a bit about your target audience.

But if they are happy with their arrangement - odd as it seems to me - then good luck to them.
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Re: World beating wankers - Japan No.1!

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:51 pm

GomiGirl wrote:It always amuses me how guys blame the chicks for cutting off the sex.. some of the responsibility is with the guy to ensure that while they are having sex, she is also having a good enough time to want to repeat it. But no-one wants to hear that the reason she is not wanting to have sex is cos the guy is crap at it.


I'm guilty of this from my teens till about mid-30s. I couldn't believe how much "better" women were in bed once I'd started getting off on getting them off. (It was an epiphany that, er...came...about two decades too late).
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Re: World beating wankers - Japan No.1!

Postby matsuki » Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:22 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
gaijinpunch wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:So the girlfriend actually uses her time productively making clothes, cooking etc and he sit there and jerks off for hours at a time.

Yeah - he is a keeper. :shakeh:


Given the current state of things I'm sure there's tons of J-ho's that would like a nice, giving boyfriend that would just mind his own business and stroke his schlong. Not sure about keeping times or not.


Given that his sex skill set is entirely based around stroking his own cock, I am not surprised that the GF is not interested. She would be trying to compete with his dick for attention. In most things, a little give and take is worth it. People are quick to judge the chick for not being interested, perhaps she might be if he was a bit more interested in her lady parts. How she could be in a relationship without sex is beyond me.

It always amuses me how guys blame the chicks for cutting off the sex.. some of the responsibility is with the guy to ensure that while they are having sex, she is also having a good enough time to want to repeat it. But no-one wants to hear that the reason she is not wanting to have sex is cos the guy is crap at it.

Choco would probably agree that the best way to get lots of action with somebody other than yourself or your tenga is to know a bit about your target audience.

But if they are happy with their arrangement - odd as it seems to me - then good luck to them.


Yeah, definitely can't rule that out as, like you pointed out, it's very likely the reason why she's not interested.

I always follow the ladies first rule when it comes to sex (well, unless I'm drunk but give me some credit for trying) as most girls become more sensitive after their first O and don't need much effort to make them think you're superman while they're going for their second O. I have yet to meet a girl not interested in sex but I will say many throw in the towel far too easy when they're tired but I suppose that's the different wiring. (and as long as they're not a bitch, it's not an impossible hurdle to overcome)
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