Bow-wow!

[Taro Toporific]

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Suspicion of confinement in dog collar for woman died in an apartment
NHK.or.jp | October 6, 2012 (goofy Google Translate)
As was imprisoned with a dog collar for 31-year-old woman in an apartment in the city of Aomori, the driver of a 38-year-old man had been living with, was arrested and detained by the police on suspicion of lethal kinkiness...
...the suspect said during questioning that, "she had been living with me for about one year...at around 11 am yesterday when I left the house she was alive...more....

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NHK link:
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/2012100 ... 51000.html

[Russell]

38-year-old man [...] was arrested and detained by the police on suspicion of lethal kinkiness...

Lethal kinkiness...

That term raised my suspicion. Would be cool if Japanese Law actually contained such a term. Alas, in the Japanese original of the story, there is no such phrase. You got us again Taro.

[matsuki]

38-year-old man [...] was arrested and detained by the police on suspicion of lethal kinkiness...

Lethal kinkiness...You got us again Taro.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

The saddest thing about this incredibly sad case is that the Japanese hardly use these collars on dogs anymore because they're too busy wheeling them around in fucking prams and spoiling them rotten..

[GomiGirl]

I hate those stoopid dog prams. They are the most ridiculous things to see when you are walking around Yoyogi park. Let your fucking dog walk!!

[Russell]

So, this driver had a hot dog in his kitchen and after returning home he noticed it became a cold dog?

[Coligny]

I hate those stoopid dog prams. They are the most ridiculous things to see when you are walking around Yoyogi park. Let your fucking dog walk!!

Fuck y'all

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(miss mah shopping trolley... it was awesome...)

[matsuki]

I hate those stoopid dog prams. They are the most ridiculous things to see when you are walking around Yoyogi park. Let your fucking dog walk!!

US has crazy cat women, Japan has crazy dog womenz

[Coligny]

I hate those stoopid dog prams. They are the most ridiculous things to see when you are walking around Yoyogi park. Let your fucking dog walk!!

US has crazy cat women, Japan has crazy dog womenz everybody

unfortunately FTFY

[cstaylor]

I hate those stoopid dog prams. They are the most ridiculous things to see when you are walking around Yoyogi park. Let your fucking dog walk!!

US has crazy cat women, Japan has crazy dog womenz everybody

unfortunately FTFY

Won't somebody please think of the rats...

[Coligny]

Thanks...

Now I'm truly scared...

(And not just because of yesterday's nightmare with Merkel's troups running us overnight)

(and I needz a hug...)

[matsuki]

I hate those stoopid dog prams. They are the most ridiculous things to see when you are walking around Yoyogi park. Let your fucking dog walk!!

US has crazy cat women, Japan has crazy dog womenz everybody

unfortunately FTFY

Won't somebody please think of the rats...

Sounds like Tokyo...

Many [female rats] were unable to carry pregnancy to full term or to survive delivery of their litters if they did. An even greater number, after successfully giving birth, fell short in their maternal functions. Among the males the behavior disturbances ranged from sexual deviation to cannibalism and from frenetic overactivity to a pathological withdrawal from which individuals would emerge to eat, drink and move about only when other members of the community were asleep.