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Postby Bucky » Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:28 pm

I came across this anecdote on http://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/10va8o/china_is_making_me_hate_myself/reddit.com


For most of my life I've been a decent guy. A few slip ups here and there, but overall I've treated people well and don't have a lot of badness in me.

Two years ago my employer offered me the chance to live and work in China. My girlfriend couldn't come with me, but we are still together. She's a great girl and wants to marry me when I eventually return home. My work contract will finish next year.

I've always enjoyed a few beers, but back home I would eat well and hit the gym a few times a week, so overall I was a healthy guy. I had a successful career and everything seemed to be going well. Most importantly, I really liked me.

I now fully hate myself. I've turned into a guy who objectifies women, drinks too much alcohol and neglects his health.

I have three girlfriends. One is the great girl back home, one is a Chinese girl, and one is a Japanese girl. I constantly cheat on these women. Part of my job requires me to travel to various factories throughout China. I have girls in all of these cities, and if they aren't around I have sex with prostitutes in the hotels I stay at. I never use condoms unless required to do so. The Japanese girlfriend got pregnant and had to have an abortion. Luckily I have not caught a STI yet but I know it's only a matter of time unless I can get my shit together.
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Re: Out of control

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:34 pm

Bucky wrote:I came across this anecdote on http://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/10va8o/china_is_making_me_hate_myself/reddit.com
...I have girls in all of these cities, and if they aren't around I have sex with prostitutes in the hotels I stay at. I never use condoms ...

Is Jack now China?
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Re: Out of control

Postby Russell » Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:33 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
Bucky wrote:I came across this anecdote on http://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/10va8o/china_is_making_me_hate_myself/reddit.com
...I have girls in all of these cities, and if they aren't around I have sex with prostitutes in the hotels I stay at. I never use condoms ...

Is Jack now China?

He is just pretending to be...
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Re: Out of control

Postby Coligny » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:37 pm

I was thinking Choko...

Mainly because ah completely forgot aboot Jack...
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Re: Out of control

Postby matsuki » Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:07 pm

Hey hey now......I ain't got no girl back in the states! :wink:
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Re: Out of control

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:21 am

chokonen888 wrote:Hey hey now......I ain't got no girl back in the states! :wink:


You're perennially getting a girl back in the state...
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Re: Out of control

Postby matsuki » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:18 pm

...or in the state of giving it to her from the back!
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Re: Out of control

Postby Typhoon » Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:42 am

Reddit - the new Penthouse Forum of true tales.
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