Japanese are panda murderers!

[Taro Toporific]

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Japanese zoo accused in panda death
Global Times | 2012-10-15
Sino-Japanese news portal jnocnews.jp published an article October 15, 2012, Public blame Ueno Zoo in Tokyo for killing China's baby panda bear, written by its editor-in-chief Jiang Feng. The article accused the zoo of deliberately murdering the baby panda...
...This case took place at the time of the Diaoyu Islands dispute heating up. When journalist interviewed nationalist Tokyo Governor Shintaro Ishihara, he said "I'm not interested in the birth of baby panda", and suggested naming it "Jian Jian" or "Ge Ge", after the Japanese names for the Diaoyu Islands. Therefore, many netizens in both countries believe that Ueno Zoo killed the newborn baby panda...more...

[Coligny]

Therefore, many netizens in both countries are mouthbreathing retards that should be shot without warning and turned into fertilizer

This planet...

/le boring

/I want out...

Getting tired of smartass morons seeing conspiracies everywhere...

[gaijinpunch]

Articles like that wish you could uninvent the internet.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Articles like that wish you could uninvent the internet.

Obviously does not remember how difficult it used to be to get porn (let alone the order made shite you can get nowadays that makes even Germans blush...)

[gaijinpunch]

There was something magical about going into a DVD shop and having to put time and thought into the porn one was going to invest in. Not saying the convenience isn't appreciated today, but I'm sure we'd all find a way.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Articles like that wish you could uninvent the internet.

Obviously does not remember how difficult it used to be to get porn (let alone the order made shite you can get nowadays that makes even Germans blush...)

I don't know. I kind of miss jerking off to mom's "Anatomy for Artists" book.

[yanpa]

Gawd, those were desperate times for a teenager. From memory, I derived "inspiration" from the following sources:

- lingerie and beachwear sections of mail order catalogues
- travel agency brochure for Yugoslavian beach holidays (nudist holiday section)
- various ethnological works featuring topwear-challenged African ladies
- some book by Desmond Morris

At least until I looked old enough to be able to surreptitiously purchase some "top shelf" magazines.

[Coligny]

Mah poor people... the 80'

French telly was a nonstop p00nfest... even before the 10:30 curfew...
Alas softcore only for the free OTA broadcast...

AND HARDCORE EVERY FIRST SATURDAY NIGHT OF THE MONTH AT MIDNIGHT ON Canal + (yay for pirate decoder and Thomson TO8 computerz)

[gaijinpunch]

Oh, the pre-15 spank bank was indeed a dire site. Pages ripped out of Playboy and hidden behind the dresser... the JC Penny catalogue... You name it. I remember in the days of 14.4k modems. I'll spare everyone the details, but the "colleciton" was merely gif and jpg... and pretty much under 100k each at that.

[Coligny]

Oh, the pre-15 spank bank was indeed a dire site. Pages ripped out of Playboy and hidden behind the dresser... the JC Penny catalogue... You name it. I remember in the days of 14.4k modems. I'll spare everyone the details, but the "colleciton" was merely gif and jpg... and pretty much under 100k each at that.

And you called the girls by their filenames... fwpv66th.jpg... what a slut...

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(Pre yellow fevur days, have to find them syquest drivez with the archives... and some scsi wires... and a card too... and some drivers... and... wtf I give up...)

[gaijinpunch]

Pure dedication if you install a SCSI device. I think I even had some files on ZIP. So much easier to be a horny dork these days.

[yanpa]

Oh, the pre-15 spank bank was indeed a dire site. Pages ripped out of Playboy and hidden behind the dresser... the JC Penny catalogue... You name it. I remember in the days of 14.4k modems. I'll spare everyone the details, but the "colleciton" was merely gif and jpg... and pretty much under 100k each at that.

Modems? Luxury. You don't know how good you had it.

My first ever digital porn came via mail order on (appropriately) a 5.25 in floppy. Seriously.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

My first ever digital porn came via mail order on (appropriately) a 5.25 in floppy. Seriously.

God, you're even luckier...

...My first digital porn, was my own fucken digits. I used them to get myself off (and they remained a stable, and at most times exclusive, part of my sex life ever since).

[yanpa]

Did you make them act out little movies?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Did you make them act out little movies?

Moves rather than movies...except it was only up and down until reaching the climactic scene.

[Coligny]

Oh, the pre-15 spank bank was indeed a dire site. Pages ripped out of Playboy and hidden behind the dresser... the JC Penny catalogue... You name it. I remember in the days of 14.4k modems. I'll spare everyone the details, but the "colleciton" was merely gif and jpg... and pretty much under 100k each at that.

Modems? Luxury. You don't know how good you had it.

My first ever digital porn came via mail order on (appropriately) a 5.25 in floppy. Seriously.

I'm pretty sure I also have one of those mail order "sexy collection disk" somewhere... 3 1/2 mac oblige though...

[yanpa]

...just waiting for someone like Greji to come along and tell us about how the only saucy goat pictures they could get back in the day was ASCII art on punch cards...

[GomiGirl]

Stone tablets delivered on a mountain top more like....

But I think the fornication with golden animal idols was frowned upon around the same time.

[Coligny]

...just waiting for someone like Greji to come along and tell us about how the only saucy goat pictures they could get back in the day was ASCII art on punch cards...

I have some quite nightmare inducing stuff from his private victorian era stash...

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I have some quite nightmare inducing stuff from his private victorian era stash...

What is it with French/German/Euros and scat?

[Coligny]

tssss coming from peeps whose island is locamated at the bunghole of the planut...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

tssss coming from peeps whose island is locamated at the bunghole of the planut...

We like sheep and women that wear army boots....

....still does not explain the Eurofascination with sex shit (and rubber suits and Eurovision, while we're at it). Maybe, I should ask this researcher to look into it...?
http://www.nie.edu.sg/profile/chew-shit-fun