Fart not

[Bucky]

Another important innovation from Japan.

http://www.timeslive.co.za/lifestyle/20 ... t-in-japan

[GomiGirl]

Or I saw on Pinterest the other day that you could get little inserts for your knickers that are disposable fart absorbers. I will google it later and update if anybody is interested.

Obviously not for me as I don't fart - well if I do, they don't smell of anything other than roses.

[Coligny]

Or I saw on Pinterest the other day that you could get little inserts for your knickers that are disposable fart absorbers. I will google it later and update if anybody is interested.

Obviously not for me as I don't fart - well if I do, they don't smell of anything other than roses.

Me... me... me... me...

also, do they make a cat model ?

[Marked Trail]

Obviously not for me as I don't fart - well if I do, they don't smell of anything other than roses.

It's a tight stall in the bathroom.
From above, we see four high-school girls, all in Japanese school uniforms. They're crowded together in the stall. One is kneeling, her head bent over the toilet. The others' hands push on that girl’s head, forcing it into the bowl.
"EAT SHIT!" yell the girls.
"EAT SHIT!" they yell again.
What happens next is unclear, but after some splashing, the girls drag the poor abused one out of the stall on to the bathroom floor. The victim’s head drenched, she shouts into the air:
"Sister, save me! Save me!"
Another girl in uniform, cute in a slightly butch way, comes running…bursts into the bathroom…slams the door open against the tile wall. The three evil girls look at her.
"If you want to save your sister,” says one of them, "then fart. Fart right now!"
More...

via STREET CARNAGE
WHY FEMINISTS FART

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I have a hard time digesting cerebral shite...

[Coligny]

Sounds not so bad.. by japanese standards...

[Russell]

Or I saw on Pinterest the other day that you could get little inserts for your knickers that are disposable fart absorbers. I will google it later and update if anybody is interested.

Actually, yes, I am.

Especially I would like to know what they do with these inserts once they are "saturated".

Dispose of them as chemical waste?

Exporting them to Mongolia as fuel briquets?

[GomiGirl]

Subtle Butt

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