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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:57 pm

I've got two gaijin friends who've been taken in by these douches. Both are fluent in Japanese and are long-term residents. Maybe I'm just overly cynical but I don't see how anyone could fall for this bullshit.
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:32 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Maybe I'm just overly cynical but I don't see how anyone could fall for this bullshit.


Brother, you seem angry and frustrated at the world.
Would you like to be happy, calm, at peace with yourself?
We can help you.....


....all you need give us for eternal happiness is your soul.
Keep praying...if you don't get immediate effect, you're not praying hard enough. Or, perhaps you can speed things along the way with a small donation. And, if that doesn't speed things up, perhaps you might consider making the donation a little larger (we should point out that your donations above 2,000 yen are all tax deductible...)

It's not so hard to be sucked in, especially if all you want is to just be happy...
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Coligny » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:45 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I've got two gaijin friends who've been taken in by these douches. Both are fluent in Japanese and are long-term residents. Maybe I'm just overly cynical but I don't see how anyone could fall for this bullshit.


For the same reason you sometime back into a streetlight...

ok, maybe not...
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:23 pm

IparryU wrote:These dudes are all over Hiroo/Azabu area.

My ex-wife told me that they were up to some shit... but she just didn't know.

They must have pulled in some dough cause I would always see the Military families taking photos with them and what not...


Are you on a 2nd marriage or are you recently divorced?
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby IparryU » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:31 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
IparryU wrote:These dudes are all over Hiroo/Azabu area.

My ex-wife told me that they were up to some shit... but she just didn't know.

They must have pulled in some dough cause I would always see the Military families taking photos with them and what not...


Are you on a 2nd marriage or are you recently divorced?

recently divorced... and thank God I am not competing with SDH for the number of ex-wives...I would be loosing way too bad right now!
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Coligny » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:32 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
IparryU wrote:These dudes are all over Hiroo/Azabu area.

My ex-wife told me that they were up to some shit... but she just didn't know.

They must have pulled in some dough cause I would always see the Military families taking photos with them and what not...


Are you on a 2nd marriage or are you recently divorced?


You should check the private forum sometimes...
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:05 pm

Coligny wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
IparryU wrote:These dudes are all over Hiroo/Azabu area.

My ex-wife told me that they were up to some shit... but she just didn't know.

They must have pulled in some dough cause I would always see the Military families taking photos with them and what not...


Are you on a 2nd marriage or are you recently divorced?


You should check the private forum sometimes...


You mean on the other website? Haven't been there in months.
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Coligny » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:36 pm

no, the premium one here, maybe Yanpa didn't incl00d youze yet...
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:45 pm

Coligny wrote:no, the premium one here, maybe Yanpa didn't incl00d youze yet...


He didn't but I was never a premium member on the old FG because I was too cheap to make a donation.

Anyway, now the IPU is a free man he ought to go with me to Saigon next month. :twisted:
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby IparryU » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:29 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:no, the premium one here, maybe Yanpa didn't incl00d youze yet...


He didn't but I was never a premium member on the old FG because I was too cheap to make a donation.

Anyway, now the IPU is a free man he ought to go with me to Saigon next month. :twisted:

hmmm.... :twisted:

too broke ATM though... child support sucks ass
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby cstaylor » Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:17 am

IparryU wrote:too broke ATM though... child support sucks ass

Man up. Is your wife still collecting 子ども手当? That should be counted against the child support IMHO.
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby IparryU » Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:41 am

cstaylor wrote:
IparryU wrote:too broke ATM though... child support sucks ass

Man up. Is your wife still collecting 子ども手当? That should be counted against the child support IMHO.

in private forum... but yes.
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby yanpa » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:51 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:no, the premium one here, maybe Yanpa didn't incl00d youze yet...


He didn't but I was never a premium member on the old FG because I was too cheap to make a donation.


No donation required... Just the usual hazing ritual which will take place on the rooftop garden of FG HQ as soon as Greji has finished with the goats which keep the grass short and Coligny is back from backpacking in Vietnam.
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Coligny » Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:50 am

Around saturday afternoon... prep the lube...
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby yanpa » Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:19 am

Those pump-action bottles full of a viscous fluid placed at strategic locations throughout the building... they don't contain anti-bacterial hand-cleanser :idea:
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Coligny » Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:17 pm

That would explain why i was needing to drink so much of it before getting the slightest high...

(i read on the interwab that kids these days are getting drunk on hand sanitizer... so it must be true... and i had to try it...)
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Russell » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:24 pm

yanpa wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:no, the premium one here, maybe Yanpa didn't incl00d youze yet...


He didn't but I was never a premium member on the old FG because I was too cheap to make a donation.


No donation required... Just the usual hazing ritual which will take place on the rooftop garden of FG HQ as soon as Greji has finished with the goats which keep the grass short and Coligny is back from backpacking in Vietnam.

Any chance that a Dutchman is allowed in?
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Coligny » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:03 pm

Dear god, how many more where forgotten on the side of the road ?

Maybe we should make a thread "if you can't see the private forum post req here"
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Re: Scam Alert! Fake Monk Fundraising

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:53 am

Russell wrote:Any chance that a Dutchman is allowed in?


One can only hope not.
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