Fleeing from the dungeon

[Russell]

Man with stolen German passport escapes from Haneda airport security

A suspected illegal immigrant escaped from the custody of Haneda airport security guards this week, officials said Thursday.

According to police and immigration officials, the man arrived at Haneda Airport on Monday night, using a German passport that had been reported stolen. While immigration control looked into the issue, the man was moved to airport employee accommodation in a restricted area, TV Asahi reported. A Haneda airport spokesperson said his room was monitored by a guard from a private security firm 24 hours a day.

However, in the early hours of Tuesday morning, the man reportedly told the guard he just wanted to step outside the room to smoke. The guard was walking him to a smoking area when the man broke away and made his escape on foot, TV Asahi reported.

The man was described as Caucasian, with dark hair and around 175 cm tall. Airport security say he was last seen wearing a gray sweatshirt and sweatpants.

Probably an employee of Mossad...

What operation are they planning in Japan?

[yanpa]

Let's not blame the guard here, he was probably only trained to expect foreigners bursting out of a sealed shipping container.

[Taro Toporific]

The guard was walking him to a smoking area when the man broke away and made his escape on foot

I thought CJ said the guards in the gaijin gulag were armed (and mean-tempered Chinese).

[yanpa]

Those are the elite "KB" guards who are only assigned to tough-guy war reporters.

[wagyl]

Don't forget that the only way he knew they were Chinese is because they had acne scars.

[Coligny]

Probably an employee of Mossad...

What operation are they planning in Japan?

Like everywhere else, bombing palestinian women and babies...

[matsuki]

How do you escape from Haneda? There ain't too many ways out of that place...oh wait...all us gaijin look alike. We can't be unique like all the black haired, yellow skinned and brown eyed Yamatozens.

[Taro Toporific]

How do you escape from Haneda? ...

Walk.
The Great Escape was in the dark, "early hours of Tuesday morning." If he was fit, he could have jogged out in less than 15 minutes along the waters edge or slowly strolled out "mixing in" among the old guys fishing in the early morning who each are spred 200m apart along the isthmus to Tenkubashi on the mainland. At Tenkubashi, he could have caught a non-airport cab or walked 2km to Kamata Station (the area has a higher percentage of gaijin than Roppongi but a much lower police presence).
I bet the elite "KB" guards did not call the local cops because they expected to recapture the escapee before Haneda's trains and buses started operating.

[Coligny]

The Great Escape was in the dark, "early hours of Tuesday morning." If he was fit, he could have jogged out in less than 15 minutes along the waters edge or slowly strolled out "mixing in" among the old guys fishing in the early morning who each are spred 200m apart along the isthmus to Tenkubashi on the mainland. At Tenkubashi, he could have caught a non-airport cab or walked 2km to Kamata Station

I don't want to know why you know that....


(ok, maybe a little...)

[Taro Toporific]

The Great Escape was in the dark, "early hours of Tuesday morning." If he was fit, he could have jogged out in less than 15 minutes along the waters edge or slowly strolled out "mixing in" among the old guys fishing in the early morning who each are spred 200m apart along the isthmus to Tenkubashi on the mainland. At Tenkubashi, he could have caught a non-airport cab or walked 2km to Kamata Station

I don't want to know why you know that...
(ok, maybe a little...)

The lazy fuckwads at the US Embassy told us that we are "responsible" and on our own for any radiation evacuation.
If Fukushima had a major blowout, all airport roads would be gridlocked and the trains might shut down. Since Haneda is a mere 6-8 km stroll (or paddle in kayak) down the Tama River from my house, my contingency plans were "to go downriver" to the airport (and my screenplay for Escape Haneda would just be the opposite).

[matsuki]

The Great Escape was in the dark, "early hours of Tuesday morning." If he was fit, he could have jogged out in less than 15 minutes along the waters edge or slowly strolled out "mixing in" among the old guys fishing in the early morning who each are spred 200m apart along the isthmus to Tenkubashi on the mainland. At Tenkubashi, he could have caught a non-airport cab or walked 2km to Kamata Station

I don't want to know why you know that...
(ok, maybe a little...)

The lazy fuckwads at the US Embassy told us that we are "responsible" and on our own for any radiation evacuation.
If Fukushima had a major blowout, all airport roads would be gridlocked and the trains might shut down. Since Haneda is a mere 6-8 km stroll (or paddle in kayak) down the Tama River from my house, my contingency plans were "to go downriver" to the airport (and my screenplay for Escape Haneda would just be the opposite).

So Taro...about that spare room you have? Add some soundproofing to the walls and you've got a deal

[kagemusha]

Like everywhere else, bombing palestinian women and babies...

Only the women, the kids go to the mazza factory.

[Coligny]

So Taro...about that spare room you have? Add some soundproofing to the walls and you've got a deal

Just don't forget to cover the walls with water washable paint, the kid is a messy eat... ehm... fucker... messy fucker...

This and the bicycle tire repair kit for the airmattress...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Probably an employee of Mossad...

What operation are they planning in Japan?

Like everywhere else, bombing palestinian women and babies...

You're confusing the Mossad with Hamas.

[Russell]

Like everywhere else, bombing palestinian women and babies...

Only the women, the kids go to the mazza factory.

WTFornicate. Seems I opened a can of worms.

What I was referring to is the scandals with false passports involving Mossad, like in NZ, OZ, and UK.

[Coligny]

You're confusing the Mossad with Hamas.

Same difference...

[kagemusha]

WTFornicate. Seems I opened a can of worms.

What I was referring to is the scandals with false passports involving Mossad, like in NZ, OZ, and UK.

I know what you're talking about and I don't have any problems with that. I won't fall off the chair if it is another sloppy move by them.
I don't appreciate such remarks by our french friend.
It is a kind of a patronizing, self-righteous attitude very common among Europeans in the last 20-30 years. Kind of 'let's watch those savages in the middle east kill each other while making clever sophisticated remarks which make us feel even more moral superior'. Now, i couldn't care less for what give those guys emotional or physical erection but there are some problems here.

1. Most of the problems from the middle east till central Asia are the result of patronizing/colonialist policy carried out by mostly Europeans countries throughout the 19th-20th century. The involvement of those governments (including the US and Russia) have just deepened the crisis by trying to increase their influence instead of defusing the situation.
2. Regarding the neo modernist widespread opinions within the European left wing groups - this is a sad story of history repeating itself. The equation they make between Israel and elements like the Hammas are a result of hypocrisy or ignorance. Trying to ignore the rising problems of extreme elements in the Muslim communities in Europe, they are trying to make themselves believe that 'the occupation' is the source of all evil. The truth is that like the days before 2nd world war, those people bury their heads in the sand thinking the storm will pass by them - but it won't.
I support the future Palestinian states and still don't have any minimal doubt that the clash between Islam and Democracy will intensify in the next 50 years. The irony is that the bloodiest front will take place in the streets of London, Paris and other Europeans countries. They will find out that it is very hard to fight people who adore songs like 'kill the Jews, the Christians, the Communiusts (no joke - the most popular song on Hammas T.V), people how call for the total occupation of the world by Islam while the 2 choices for the the rest is converting or death, people who treat their own people in cruelty taken from the dark ages. This clash has begun long before the Jewish state was founded and will continue to be fought mainly between the Muslim and Christian/western world.
3. During 40 years of 'occupation' the numbers of Palestinians casualties is unprecedented compare to similar conflicts around the world, even conflicts involving 'enlightened' European armed forces. The efforts the IDF takes to keep defending Israel while minimizing the casualties on the other side are amazing. Still, it is a dirty, bloody conflict. By its official policy Israel has made many mistakes and the settlements policy didn't help much to ease the tension and hate but to look the same at Israel and the Hammas is a moral mistake which will hunt any person who believe in freedom, human rights, women rights (I lost most of you here didn't I) and the possibility of living peacefully in a diverse society.
So in a nutshell, Coligny can suck my balls, I just want to see the end of the Lakers-Oklahoma game

[Coligny]

WTFornicate. Seems I opened a can of worms.

What I was referring to is the scandals with false passports involving Mossad, like in NZ, OZ, and UK.

I know what you're talking about and I don't have any problems with that. I won't fall off the chair if it is another sloppy move by them.
I don't appreciate such remarks by our french friend.
It is a kind of a patronizing, self-righteous attitude very common among Europeans in the last 20-30 years. Kind of 'let's watch those savages in the middle east kill each other while making clever sophisticated remarks which make us feel even more moral superior'. Now, i couldn't care less for what give those guys emotional or physical erection but there are some problems here.

WRONG...

It's just that Zee French have always been closer to Yasser Arafat and the Palestinian than from the Djouzes...

It's sort of coming from a deeply rooted French antisemitism... (see the Dreyfus scandal, or 1942 Petain governement, the 'natural enemy of the nation' were djoozes and freemassons...)
Not defending anything, just warning that trying to find any rationnal though process here is an exercise in futility...
It's historical... and has been missguided for so long that it's not even really fixable anymore... (why do you think Strauss Kahn was so happily hung in public forums... not because he's boning a maid, or socialist... but... he was a jew head of the FMI... the guy had a target painted on his forehead since day one)

[legion]

The Great Escape was in the dark, "early hours of Tuesday morning." If he was fit, he could have jogged out in less than 15 minutes along the waters edge or slowly strolled out "mixing in" among the old guys fishing in the early morning who each are spred 200m apart along the isthmus to Tenkubashi on the mainland. At Tenkubashi, he could have caught a non-airport cab or walked 2km to Kamata Station

I don't want to know why you know that...
(ok, maybe a little...)

The lazy fuckwads at the US Embassy told us that we are "responsible" and on our own for any radiation evacuation.
If Fukushima had a major blowout, all airport roads would be gridlocked and the trains might shut down. Since Haneda is a mere 6-8 km stroll (or paddle in kayak) down the Tama River from my house, my contingency plans were "to go downriver" to the airport (and my screenplay for Escape Haneda would just be the opposite).

escape from Japan by canoe, totally cool

[Coligny]

Except when you know that the first part of his escape plan is:

1: wait for the elevator to be repaired

[kagemusha]

WRONG...

It's just that Zee French have always been closer to Yasser Arafat and the Palestinian than from the Djouzes...

It's sort of coming from a deeply rooted French antisemitism... (see the Dreyfus scandal, or 1942 Petain governement, the 'natural enemy of the nation' were djoozes and freemassons...)
Not defending anything, just warning that trying to find any rationnal though process here is an exercise in futility...
It's historical... and has been missguided for so long that it's not even really fixable anymore... (why do you think Strauss Kahn was so happily hung in public forums... not because he's boning a maid, or socialist... but... he was a jew head of the FMI... the guy had a target painted on his forehead since day one)

Okay
I don't think that any criticism of Israel is antisemitism, I do agree that ,to some extent, good old antisemitism is being disguised as anti-Israeli policy. The funny thing is you don't have to rely on some conspiracy theories. those guys don't even try to hide their aims and the means they are going to use. you just have to read the Hammas manifest (or any other similar group) to understand that any comparison to inside western conflicts (like the IRA-UK) for example is baseless.
Take a look at those 'freedom fighters' - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDKk15KcqNk
I do know that when those guys will start implementing their plans in Europe I will support you by words and actions because they the enemy of all modern, democratic and liberal societies. If Israel falls so will you and if you fall so will Israel.
Now, if I may focus on more important problems of our world -what the fuck is going on with the semi and non semi NSFW threads? They are dying and no one gives a fuck - literally.