Mr. Pooper wins the Japanese eRections!

[Taro Toporific]

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AP news | 2012/12/17
Shinzo Abe, the President of the LDP---the not-so-Liberal not-so-Democratic not-much-fun-Party---is shown above celebrating retaking power as the next Prime Minister of Japan.

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Rest-of-the-shitty-story...

[Coligny]

How can a guy who resigned be legally re-elected...

are those people really that dumb as fuck ?

no way to feel sorry when the next disaster strike...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

are those people really that dumb as fuck ?

No, they're actually even dumber.

What they have done is elected the LDP into power with a two-thirds majority of the House of Representatives. This will now allow the LDP to vote for changing the Constitution, which should start some really nasty pissing wars with the neighbors.

[Coligny]

Ok, so maybe it's getting time to brush my resume for those mail-order-husband wabsites...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Ok, so maybe it's getting time to brush my resume for those mail-order-husband wabsites...

Learn Mandarin...

[Coligny]

No fucking way... I'd rather fight along with the Japs...

[matsuki]

I never understood this whole "liberal democratic party" that is far right nationalist...with the J-mormons backing them.....it's like the scientific whale meat stockpile research and all the other bullshit here that appears one way on paper but in reality is the exact opposite. Then when you call them out on it you get the usual "Japaneeeeeze style" explanation.

Ok, so maybe it's getting time to brush my resume for those mail-order-husband wabsites...

Learn Mandarin...

Time to buy some Korean lessons (or just find some K-lemurs to teach me)

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Time to buy some Korean lessons (or just find some K-lemurs to teach me)

Korean is no good.
The plutocracy is going to let inflation run riot, printing shitloads of money and paying off all the cuntry's debt, which is great, even if it does fuck over the life savings of nearly everyone in the cuntry.
One effect of this will be to drastically weaken the value of the yen, suddenly reviving Japan's hard-hit exporters. The first casualty of a Japanese resurgence in manufacturing will be the Koreans, who'll be fucked over badly. Chinese are cheaper still, which is why you should learn Mandarin.
Merkins will sit by and let these stupid fuckers fund their lifestyles and fight...

[yanpa]

Ok, so maybe it's getting time to brush my resume for those mail-order-husband wabsites...

Learn Mandarin...

Time to buy some Korean lessons (or just find some K-lemurs to teach me)

Is this the NJ equivalent of "moving to Canada"?

[matsuki]

Time to buy some Korean lessons (or just find some K-lemurs to teach me)

Korean is no good.
The plutocracy is going to let inflation run riot, printing shitloads of money and paying off all the cuntry's debt, which is great, even if it does fuck over the life savings of nearly everyone in the cuntry.
One effect of this will be to drastically weaken the value of the yen, suddenly reviving Japan's hard-hit exporters. The first casualty of a Japanese resurgence in manufacturing will be the Koreans, who'll be fucked over badly. Chinese are cheaper still, which is why you should learn Mandarin.
Merkins will sit by and let these stupid fuckers fund their lifestyles and fight...

You mean what is left of Japan's zombie company exporters...even with a weaker yen, their competitiveness is questionable. I am enjoying the retarded strong yen since I'm importing like mad now but the feeling I get from China is many manufacturers are pulling out and moving to Thailand, Vietnam, etc.

Is this the NJ equivalent of "moving to Canada"?

Sorta, probably more K-girls in Canada now though

[legion]

We are all Abe-san on the pooper

[Taro Toporific]

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via politicomix.net

[Taro Toporific]

Incoming Japan PM in Obama-Bush gaffe
AFP News –
Japan's presumptive premier Shinzo Abe got his US leaders mixed up, when he told business chiefs he had been speaking to "President Bush" after a phone call from Barack Obama...
...Abe, who was prime minister in 2006-7 during the final years of George W. Bush's presidency, quickly realised his error when assembled journalists and business leader began chuckling...
...Business chiefs had been kept waiting for Abe, who turned up around an hour late. Aides told reporters the White House call had been expected earlier.

[Coligny]

...Business chiefs had been kept waiting for Abe, who turned up around an hour late. Aides told reporters the White House call had been expected earlier.

Let me guess... stuck in the loo, out of TP...

Been there done that... in this case, sacrifice one of your socks...

[JAVGOD]

I can smell blood and napalm wafting towards Tokyo Towers.... Happy New Year!