Tweeting over her body

[Russell]

And this forum wouldn't be complete without this being reported...

Japanese Model Uses Her Half-Naked Body to Tweet to Fans

[Coligny]

I'm gunna write the latin translashiun of my microwave manual on my johnson... any taker ? it's a Nationnal Panasonic Steam grill microwave ....

[matsuki]

Camel toe express...

[Russell]

I'm gunna write the latin translashiun of my microwave manual on my johnson... any taker ? it's a Nationnal Panasonic Steam grill microwave ....

Don't tell me you have a fully automatic microwave with only one button...

[Coligny]

I wish...

The automatic mode on this POS requires more setup than the normal "power+time+start" action...
you need to tell him the category of food, the state (frowen/cold/fresh), the expected outcome (thaw, warm, precook, cook) and few other shit I forgot aboot.

I'm pretty sure he will accidentaly 'fall' of the counter pretty soon...

[matsuki]

I'm gunna write the latin translashiun of my microwave manual on my johnson... any taker ? it's a Nationnal Panasonic Steam grill microwave ....

Don't tell me you have a fully automatic microwave with only one button...

Mine has that feature...the engineers must have taken "nuke it!" literally. So useless