Fucking Pandas!

[Taro Toporific]

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Giant pandas ... confirmed copulation
Ueno Zoo,　 2013/03/12
tokyo-zoo.net (goofy Google Translate)
At Ueno Zoo the giant pandas to enter the breeding season, assess the condition was allowed to live together, I made ​​sure mate. 　Sing Sing (female), live in a separate rooms, playground usual Ueno Zoo giant panda, Greeley (male). In general, the giant panda breeding season 2-5 month. Once the breeding season, or action becomes active, or the scent marking, or cool the body in bathing, or diminished appetite, we aloud or specific breeding season of "squeal love" ...more...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

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Giant pandas ... confirmed copulation
Ueno Zoo,　 2013/03/12
tokyo-zoo.net (goofy Google Translate)
At Ueno Zoo the giant pandas to enter the breeding season, assess the condition was allowed to live together, I made ​​sure mate. 　Sing Sing (female), live in a separate rooms, playground usual Ueno Zoo giant panda, Greeley (male). In general, the giant panda breeding season 2-5 month. Once the breeding season, or action becomes active, or the scent marking, or cool the body in bathing, or diminished appetite, we aloud or specific breeding season of "squeal love" ...more...

Are those guys bionic? First time I've heard a panda's call...sounds like Steve Austin exercising his cyborg capabilities.

[Taro Toporific]

Are those guys bionic? First time I've heard a panda's call...sounds like Steve Austin exercising his cyborg capabilities.

Shhhh. Don't give the zoo any ideas. Japan already has a surplus of robo-love dolls.

[Samurai_Jerk]

On TV this morning the level of excitement that people were showing for 交尾確認 was fucking hirarious. I wonder if people would get that excited at confirmation of my mating activities. Maybe I should wear a panda suit next time I get it on and have someone film it. I'm built like a panda so it'd be pretty believable.

[GomiGirl]

Was this a hidden camera type situation or is this consensual panda-porn?

No wonder these guys never fuck - talk about performance anxiety. How would most guys feel about their performance watched and critiqued on the internet?

[Coligny]

On TV this morning the level of excitement that people were showing for 交尾確認 was fucking hirarious. I wonder if people would get that excited at confirmation of my mating activities. Maybe I should wear a panda suit next time I get it on and have someone film it. I'm built like a panda so it'd be pretty believable.

Packing mah gear already...

[Coligny]

Was this a hidden camera type situation or is this consensual panda-porn?

No wonder these guys never fuck - talk about performance anxiety. How would most guys feel about their performance watched and critiqued on the internet?

Competitive fucking should be an olympic sport...

[GomiGirl]

Maybe I should wear a panda suit next time I get it on and have someone film it. I'm built like a panda so it'd be pretty believable.

You becoming a furrie? eeek

[GomiGirl]

Was this a hidden camera type situation or is this consensual panda-porn?

No wonder these guys never fuck - talk about performance anxiety. How would most guys feel about their performance watched and critiqued on the internet?

Competitive fucking should be an olympic sport...

You might be onto something here. What are the criteria for earning a perfect score of 10? Technique, staying power, audience satisfaction?

Cos I doubt this would be a sport where the gold medal went to the fastest participant.

[Coligny]

number of preggerz few month laterz ?

[GomiGirl]

number of preggerz few month laterz ?

So quantity over quality is your standard? Style of delivery is not a consideration?

Good to hear you are doing your best to support the family business.

[matsuki]

On TV this morning the level of excitement that people were showing for 交尾確認 was fucking hirarious.

If only they'd get that excited over getting laid themselves...

[Coligny]

number of preggerz few month laterz ?

So quantity over quality is your standard? Style of delivery is not a consideration?

Good to hear you are doing your best to support the family business.

i'm wayyy to lazy for that.

I use subcontractors, Chokonen or halliburton depending on the case and branch of the family...

[matsuki]

So now you know why I haven't made it to the gym lately.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Was this a hidden camera type situation or is this consensual panda-porn?

I think they were just panda-ing to the lowest common denominator...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

How would most guys feel about their performance watched and critiqued on the internet?

Depends very much on who the other party was....if Miss Universe Japan and Miss Universe Trinidad in a kinky threesome ending with giving her one up the cakehole, it's out there in seconds to every outlet possible. If with a panda, I think I'd probably prefer a bit more privacy...

[Taro Toporific]

...If with a panda, I think I'd probably prefer a bit more privacy...

Those pandas don't care about their privacy/privates…

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Via nicolaformichetti.tumblr.com: At the Nicopanda pop-up store at the Laforet, Harajuku