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Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby earthquake » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:43 am

"Japan deploys Patriot missiles in key locations around Tokyo"

http://www.japantoday.com/category/nati ... ound-tokyo

uh oh chongo....

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Reason: Add photo of Tokyo's missile defense system.
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Coligny » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:09 am

I don't have the pac-3 user manual... but i'm pretty sure the design imply that you put the launcher on the flight path between the target and the offending country... Not right at the potential target, unless you want to be sure to put it under a rain of flaming debris...

Depend on the GreatLeader SmallDong re-entry trajectory/flight path...
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:51 am

earthquake wrote:"Japan deploys Patriot missiles in key locations around Tokyo"
scumbag JT link
uh oh chongo....


The Patriot missiles don't actually work but never fear because Tokyo has...

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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Coligny » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:24 am

Crap i can't find the pict of the wacko with his fake hardware store missile battery in his garden to protect japan...
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:41 am

Coligny wrote:Crap i can't find the pict of the wacko with his fake hardware store missile battery in his garden to protect japan...


Oh, that would be Hideyoshi Hashiba, owner of Hashiba corporate group, who made mock ground-to-air guided-missiles in backyard as a "deterrent" against North Korea.
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby kagemusha » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:32 pm

Coligny wrote:I don't have the pac-3 user manual... but i'm pretty sure the design imply that you put the launcher on the flight path between the target and the offending country... Not right at the potential target, unless you want to be sure to put it under a rain of flaming debris...

Depend on the GreatLeader SmallDong re-entry trajectory/flight path...


The interception point is supposed to be miles from the interceptor launch location. But anyhow, those missiles are crap in that case and can't intercept ballistic projectiles of the kind NK has.
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:22 pm

kagemusha wrote:...those missiles are crap in that case and can't intercept ballistic projectiles of the kind NK has.

What do mean? Best Korea's Rockettes look very willing to be intercepted. :twisted:

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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:04 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
kagemusha wrote:...those missiles are crap in that case and can't intercept ballistic projectiles of the kind NK has.

What do mean? Best Korea's Rockettes look very willing to be intercepted. :twisted:

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They're going to attack us with ping-pong balls?
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:36 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote: Best Korea's Rockettes look very willing to be intercepted. :twisted:
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They're going to attack us with ping-pong balls?
Shhhh. Watch what you say about the Glorious Gippeumjo/Pleasure Brigade. :shock:
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Coligny » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:08 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:They're going to attack us with ping-pong balls?


Hum... I saw that movie...

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IT WAS AWESOME:
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Thanks to Maggie Q, who can't act for shit but sure do look good doing so...

I have to watch it again... but need to stock on tissues first...
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:05 am

Ok... so let see what they put up:
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Now... I still didn't search for the user manual or howto videos on Youtube, but...
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:10 am

Where did they put:

this:
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this:
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and that:
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Which are sort of useful to operate the Go Boom Sticks...
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:13 am

Example for the much more simple... and efficient... Russian Bereg coastal defense artillery:
(which despite being quite recent is based on antique but still uber cool Maz543 8x8 prime movers)
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(but for their defense -the JASDF I mean- since PAC 3 have a success rate of interception varying between 0-10% and 97% depending on if you listen to people who analysed operationnal results or to GW Bush... they might as well stock on bamboo spears and aim really high...)
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby yanpa » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:15 am

Coligny wrote:Where did they put:

this:...

Which are sort of useful to operate the Go Boom Sticks...


They don't need them any more, they can get all the data they need from Yokohama City's Twitter feed.
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:48 am

We are soooo fucked...
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Lots of JASDF action...

Postby BigInJapan » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:12 am

Don't know about any Patriot missiles, but down here in Kyushu, the JASDF activity in the sky has ramped up since all this saber rattling started.
I live about 30 km from a JASDF airbase. Yesterday, quite a few jets were scrambled (I would say it was not just routine exercises as it was more than usual), and a few took off again earlier this morning too. AFAIK they haven't come back yet, so I'm guessing they went farther than just a quick look-see (don't ask me what jets they are as I don't know, and I have no idea of their range).
*Edit: just heard some more jets, so either they are coming back, or more are going...
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:53 am

Don't worry Tokyo. I've volunteer my ass as a missile defense shield.
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Re: Lots of JASDF action...

Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:51 am

BigInJapan wrote:Don't know about any Patriot missiles, but down here in Kyushu, the JASDF activity in the sky has ramped up since all this saber rattling started.
I live about 30 km from a JASDF airbase. Yesterday, quite a few jets were scrambled (I would say it was not just routine exercises as it was more than usual), and a few took off again earlier this morning too. AFAIK they haven't come back yet, so I'm guessing they went farther than just a quick look-see (don't ask me what jets they are as I don't know, and I have no idea of their range).
*Edit: just heard some more jets, so either they are coming back, or more are going...



Same here, much more pointy nose and chinooks in the sky. And with most Awacs based in Hamamamtsu it's not a big surprise...

(basically, all stuff not listed on FlightRadar24 I assume is military traffic...)

(https://itunes.apple.com/jp/app/flightr ... 69612?mt=8)
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Re: Patriot missiles are in key locations in Tokyo

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:56 am

Likewise...live and work near JASDF bases and there is clearly much more going on. This is fucken lovely for those fascists pushing to revise the Cuntstitution. :roll:
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